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A First Meme
12 years ago
1. What is your natural hair color?
It's salt-and-pepper, having started out as mostly brown. And yes, the whiskers on the muzzle are mostly gray-white by now.
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
You're assuming that I have an identity to be photographed.
3. What's your middle name?
Alexander
4. Your current relationship status?
Deeply confused, mostly hypothetical, and quite possibly not even legal in some states.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I'm glad to say that he does. Then again having a fictitious crush helps a lot.
6. What is your current mood?
Dazed, confused, impatient, longing, curious... probably a few more, I'm quite polyphasic.
7. What's the color of your underwear?
Black Jockey Y-fronts.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Sharing a wonderful meal with a great conversationalist.
9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
It's been that long that I don't remember.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
As a long-time fan of The Butterfly Effect and The Monkey's Paw, I politely decline even considering changing the past, for fear of making it worse. However, if I were to hope for one thing to be corrected, it would be to have had President Gore sworn into office in January 2001.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
A stallion on a stud farm on breeding day. (This should tell you how little I'm getting laid lately...)
12. Ever had a near death experience?
I'm having trouble believing that I'm having a near-life experience. I did have brief communication with someone who was dead, but I'm not sure that's the same thing.
13. Something you do a lot?
Think, way to much.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
At the moment, my iTunes is playing a soft raga by Cypher called "Desert Song." However, when I wake up these days, I've had Paul Simon's "Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard" stuck in my head. Or else "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport." Go figure.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
lionus The Magnificent
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Madonna and I were born on the same day and year; Timothy Hutton was born a year later. I also share with Benjamin Disraeli and T. E. Lawrence (as in Lawrence of Arabia).
17. When was the last time you cried?
Just the other day, when I was thinking about some music that always reaches in and touches my heart. Or when I see something that makes me feel that humans are too stupid and cruel to live, such as discovering that the state of Mississippi only ratified the 13th amendment (ending slavery) a few weeks ago... when the bill was passed in 1865.
18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes -- I sang "Bat Out of Hell," togged up as Meat Loaf, in a large concert hall in Houston.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Absolutely clear communication with any living thing. Sort of Super Dr. Doolittle, I suppose.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
They they are opposite.
21. What's your biggest secret?
Wouldn't you like to know...
22. What's your favorite color?
Yes. Have you noticed that "Yes" is a color all on it own? Can't you sense it when it happens? Synesthesia can be fun...
23. When was the last time you lied?
I NEVER lie! ...oops...
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
What's the point of growing up if you can behave childishly once in a while?
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Lots and lots of water. Only natural for an old diabetic.
26. What's your favorite smell?
The deep, private places of my wonderful lover's body. His olfactory signature, signed upon my heart.
27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Irrational. (Have some pi.)
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
I can't remember.
29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
No. Applications are now being taken...
30. What are you thinking about right now?
It's about time for lunch, and I'm not done with this damned thing yet.
31. What should you be doing?
Getting dressed to go get some lunch.
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Realizing that I did a dumb thing that probably hurt someone. What upset me was that I'd already been hurt, and I let myself retaliate. I don't want to fall prey to vengeance.
33. Do you like working in the yard?
Not often. I'm a sedentary old bear.
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Void. Then I could cash all of those checks...
35. Name 5 things in your closet:
Clothes, duffel, carrier for CPAP, some empty hangers, and not me.
36. Do you act different around your crush?
He's the only person who accepts me as I really am. He brings out the best in me. He makes me feel as if everything good is possible. So perhaps I do act differently around him.
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Last night. Got to have some kinda lovin', even if it's imaginary.
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
Usually daily, unless there's a special occasion, e.g. I'm hosting someone who particularly likes my scent. (Yeah, like that's ever happened.)
39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Got to; they get dusty otherwise.
40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
Oh hells yes. Sometimes, that makes for the best stories.
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
No.
42. Do you lie about your age?
No; the truth is often enough to shock people into submission.
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
I try not to be jealous at all; it's a stupid and pointless emotion.
44. Do you pick your nose?
There are times when it's necessary to dislodge some boulders, yes.
45. What's the one food you hate?
Hating wastes time and energy, but I will condemn broccoli to the pits of Hell any day of the week.
46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
I'm told that "junk" is a slang term for a male's genitalia, so perhaps I should just quietly continue, with a grin on my muzzle...
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
He ain't, ya know.
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
If you're ill, it's a good indicator of how your body is dealing with the infection.
49. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
Any pair that isn't falling apart, thanks. Money's tight these days.
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
Unfortunately for you, no, I didn't.
It's salt-and-pepper, having started out as mostly brown. And yes, the whiskers on the muzzle are mostly gray-white by now.
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
You're assuming that I have an identity to be photographed.
3. What's your middle name?
Alexander
4. Your current relationship status?
Deeply confused, mostly hypothetical, and quite possibly not even legal in some states.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I'm glad to say that he does. Then again having a fictitious crush helps a lot.
6. What is your current mood?
Dazed, confused, impatient, longing, curious... probably a few more, I'm quite polyphasic.
7. What's the color of your underwear?
Black Jockey Y-fronts.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Sharing a wonderful meal with a great conversationalist.
9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
It's been that long that I don't remember.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
As a long-time fan of The Butterfly Effect and The Monkey's Paw, I politely decline even considering changing the past, for fear of making it worse. However, if I were to hope for one thing to be corrected, it would be to have had President Gore sworn into office in January 2001.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
A stallion on a stud farm on breeding day. (This should tell you how little I'm getting laid lately...)
12. Ever had a near death experience?
I'm having trouble believing that I'm having a near-life experience. I did have brief communication with someone who was dead, but I'm not sure that's the same thing.
13. Something you do a lot?
Think, way to much.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
At the moment, my iTunes is playing a soft raga by Cypher called "Desert Song." However, when I wake up these days, I've had Paul Simon's "Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard" stuck in my head. Or else "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport." Go figure.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
lionus The Magnificent16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Madonna and I were born on the same day and year; Timothy Hutton was born a year later. I also share with Benjamin Disraeli and T. E. Lawrence (as in Lawrence of Arabia).
17. When was the last time you cried?
Just the other day, when I was thinking about some music that always reaches in and touches my heart. Or when I see something that makes me feel that humans are too stupid and cruel to live, such as discovering that the state of Mississippi only ratified the 13th amendment (ending slavery) a few weeks ago... when the bill was passed in 1865.
18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes -- I sang "Bat Out of Hell," togged up as Meat Loaf, in a large concert hall in Houston.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Absolutely clear communication with any living thing. Sort of Super Dr. Doolittle, I suppose.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
They they are opposite.
21. What's your biggest secret?
Wouldn't you like to know...
22. What's your favorite color?
Yes. Have you noticed that "Yes" is a color all on it own? Can't you sense it when it happens? Synesthesia can be fun...
23. When was the last time you lied?
I NEVER lie! ...oops...
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
What's the point of growing up if you can behave childishly once in a while?
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Lots and lots of water. Only natural for an old diabetic.
26. What's your favorite smell?
The deep, private places of my wonderful lover's body. His olfactory signature, signed upon my heart.
27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Irrational. (Have some pi.)
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
I can't remember.
29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
No. Applications are now being taken...
30. What are you thinking about right now?
It's about time for lunch, and I'm not done with this damned thing yet.
31. What should you be doing?
Getting dressed to go get some lunch.
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Realizing that I did a dumb thing that probably hurt someone. What upset me was that I'd already been hurt, and I let myself retaliate. I don't want to fall prey to vengeance.
33. Do you like working in the yard?
Not often. I'm a sedentary old bear.
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Void. Then I could cash all of those checks...
35. Name 5 things in your closet:
Clothes, duffel, carrier for CPAP, some empty hangers, and not me.
36. Do you act different around your crush?
He's the only person who accepts me as I really am. He brings out the best in me. He makes me feel as if everything good is possible. So perhaps I do act differently around him.
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Last night. Got to have some kinda lovin', even if it's imaginary.
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
Usually daily, unless there's a special occasion, e.g. I'm hosting someone who particularly likes my scent. (Yeah, like that's ever happened.)
39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Got to; they get dusty otherwise.
40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
Oh hells yes. Sometimes, that makes for the best stories.
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
No.
42. Do you lie about your age?
No; the truth is often enough to shock people into submission.
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
I try not to be jealous at all; it's a stupid and pointless emotion.
44. Do you pick your nose?
There are times when it's necessary to dislodge some boulders, yes.
45. What's the one food you hate?
Hating wastes time and energy, but I will condemn broccoli to the pits of Hell any day of the week.
46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
I'm told that "junk" is a slang term for a male's genitalia, so perhaps I should just quietly continue, with a grin on my muzzle...
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
He ain't, ya know.
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
If you're ill, it's a good indicator of how your body is dealing with the infection.
49. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
Any pair that isn't falling apart, thanks. Money's tight these days.
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
Unfortunately for you, no, I didn't.
