I'm borrowing Animal Crossing for awhile. For those of you who have never played it, there's a duck that occasionally sinks his ship and washes up on the beach. If you rescue him, he usually gives you something good.

Well the last time I rescued this duck, he decided to tell me a joke. It went something like this... "So there's a cougar, a husky, and a duck. The husky says to the duck... wait a minute, how old are you? I don't want to get in trouble."