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17 years ago
Moderate Paranoia fun edition
1. How old will you be in five years?
Five years older
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My selves?
3. How tall are you?
Tall enough to pick up things from high shelves for puny women folk
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
I like surprises which are beneficial to our cause
5. What's the last movie you saw?
A good one
6. Who was the last person you called?
What is this "phone" you speak of?
7. Who was the last person to call you?
see above
8. What was the last text message you received?
Sorry, no text message is worth getting these kind of shackles
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Sorry, no voicemail is worth getting these kind of shackles
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Don't give me that cell phone crap
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
I'm not telling
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
you're just trying to profile me and my family
13. When did you last see your mom?
Just now?
14. What color are your eyes?
The same as Urono's, perhaps?
15. What time did you wake up today?
My usual time when I have no appointments to attend to
16. What are you wearing right now?
insulation?
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
It's not even Halloween yet, commerce fags... "Iiiii'm dreaming of a wiiiiild business"
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
You just want to kidnap me :(
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Where I am least likely to be found
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
I'm not telling
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Where in relation to what?
22. Do you tan or burn?
We hateses the sun
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
You're just going to use this to make me confess to anything you want me to confess
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
It's a secret
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Fuck off, G.E.Z.-fucks
26. How big is your bed?
Big enough
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
You just ask this to have a fitting box ready when you illegally raid my home :(
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
This is also vital raid information.
29. What color are your sheets?
You just want to know in case you can't tell which one my room is
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
see above
31. What is your favorite season?
Spring
32. What is your second favorite season?
Winter
33. What do you like about Winter?
Lack of semiparasites
34. What do you like about the summer?
That depends
35. What dont you like about winter?
dark-green militias snatching my face insulation
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Enough
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Oh, trying to see if there's any dirt to dig up on me, huh?
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
That depends on a lot of factors
39. Are you a social person?
As social as a hedonist, anarchist communist may be
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Lunch
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
You're just trying to feed me radioactive stuff next time I go there, like that former Russian operative
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
let's go eat icecream right now, and you will know
43. What is your favorite dessert?
That depends on many factors
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
hey, wait a minute, you're asking about my favourite food to better poison me.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Blegh, that kind of sandwich looks/sounds nasty
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Depends on the Chinese food
47. Do you like coffee?
That's classified information
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Enough to stay hydrated. Go look it up in a dictionary
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Depends
50. Do you sleep alone?
So you might want to bring backup?
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
In case you can't tell when you find more than one person in my bed?
52. Do you know how to play poker?
I don't know the whole bidding thing, but I know many of the possible combos
53. Do you like to cuddle?
I'm afraid I move too much for proper cuddling
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
I was once over Canada
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
What do you mean?
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Trying to bug my place during dinner time, huh?
57. Do you look forward to your birthday?
That depends
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
The exact same or just the month and date?
59. Do you want kids?
If I truly hated children, I would want kids of my own under the current circumstances
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Speaking and thinking in more than one language is bad for the nationalistic agenda
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Maybe
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
In Soviet Russia ambulance rides in you
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
going for an "accident" with tangling seaweed or a malfunctioning chlorine dispenser?
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Is this essentia for an assassination?
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I don't know what you're implying here?
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
You're actually making a profile of me, aren't you?
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Is this relevant for a robbery?
68. What is your favorite TV show?
I hardly watch TV these days
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Can your tongue do a barrel roll?
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Every person has their own distinct style
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Are you getting confused by decoys in the dark?
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Again with the cell phones...
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Oh, so you also want to sell my stuff after you make me an "unperson"?
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Is that a laser pointer on my chest?
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Tracking me by the sound of brushing teeth and running water, huh? You guys have way too much money to spend on useless gizmos
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
So dust gets in?
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Don't answer these trick questions
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Oh, so when the radioactive poisoning does not work, you're sending in a more close and personal killer?
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
chicken nugget?
80. What is your favorite food?
You asked me about this stuff earlier?
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Make an appointment at the workshop, Get car to said workshop, let the mechanics do their thing pay the mechanics.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I don't drive
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
see above
84. What is your usual bedtime?
Your party van will only come when I'm asleep
85. What was the last book you read?
university related
86. Do you read the newspaper?
occasionally, when I think, I can stomach their bullshit
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
why?
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Never did
90. Do you dance in the car?
Not everyone has a party van to dance in
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
I stopped listening to the radio
92. Who do you have in a picture frame near you?
Frameless picture holders ftw
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
I forgot
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Candles smell like paraffin :(
95. What is your favorite board game?
That depends
97. When was the last time you attended church?
Sorry, comparing sober suits with philistines every Sunday is not my thing
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
What's high school?
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
long enough to dislike it.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
You just want me to compromise my friends :(
1. How old will you be in five years?
Five years older
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My selves?
3. How tall are you?
Tall enough to pick up things from high shelves for puny women folk
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
I like surprises which are beneficial to our cause
5. What's the last movie you saw?
A good one
6. Who was the last person you called?
What is this "phone" you speak of?
7. Who was the last person to call you?
see above
8. What was the last text message you received?
Sorry, no text message is worth getting these kind of shackles
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Sorry, no voicemail is worth getting these kind of shackles
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Don't give me that cell phone crap
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
I'm not telling
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
you're just trying to profile me and my family
13. When did you last see your mom?
Just now?
14. What color are your eyes?
The same as Urono's, perhaps?
15. What time did you wake up today?
My usual time when I have no appointments to attend to
16. What are you wearing right now?
insulation?
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
It's not even Halloween yet, commerce fags... "Iiiii'm dreaming of a wiiiiild business"
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
You just want to kidnap me :(
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Where I am least likely to be found
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
I'm not telling
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Where in relation to what?
22. Do you tan or burn?
We hateses the sun
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
You're just going to use this to make me confess to anything you want me to confess
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
It's a secret
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Fuck off, G.E.Z.-fucks
26. How big is your bed?
Big enough
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
You just ask this to have a fitting box ready when you illegally raid my home :(
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
This is also vital raid information.
29. What color are your sheets?
You just want to know in case you can't tell which one my room is
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
see above
31. What is your favorite season?
Spring
32. What is your second favorite season?
Winter
33. What do you like about Winter?
Lack of semiparasites
34. What do you like about the summer?
That depends
35. What dont you like about winter?
dark-green militias snatching my face insulation
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Enough
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Oh, trying to see if there's any dirt to dig up on me, huh?
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
That depends on a lot of factors
39. Are you a social person?
As social as a hedonist, anarchist communist may be
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Lunch
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
You're just trying to feed me radioactive stuff next time I go there, like that former Russian operative
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
let's go eat icecream right now, and you will know
43. What is your favorite dessert?
That depends on many factors
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
hey, wait a minute, you're asking about my favourite food to better poison me.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Blegh, that kind of sandwich looks/sounds nasty
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Depends on the Chinese food
47. Do you like coffee?
That's classified information
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Enough to stay hydrated. Go look it up in a dictionary
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Depends
50. Do you sleep alone?
So you might want to bring backup?
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
In case you can't tell when you find more than one person in my bed?
52. Do you know how to play poker?
I don't know the whole bidding thing, but I know many of the possible combos
53. Do you like to cuddle?
I'm afraid I move too much for proper cuddling
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
I was once over Canada
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
What do you mean?
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Trying to bug my place during dinner time, huh?
57. Do you look forward to your birthday?
That depends
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
The exact same or just the month and date?
59. Do you want kids?
If I truly hated children, I would want kids of my own under the current circumstances
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Speaking and thinking in more than one language is bad for the nationalistic agenda
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Maybe
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
In Soviet Russia ambulance rides in you
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
going for an "accident" with tangling seaweed or a malfunctioning chlorine dispenser?
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Is this essentia for an assassination?
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I don't know what you're implying here?
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
You're actually making a profile of me, aren't you?
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Is this relevant for a robbery?
68. What is your favorite TV show?
I hardly watch TV these days
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Can your tongue do a barrel roll?
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Every person has their own distinct style
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Are you getting confused by decoys in the dark?
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Again with the cell phones...
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Oh, so you also want to sell my stuff after you make me an "unperson"?
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Is that a laser pointer on my chest?
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Tracking me by the sound of brushing teeth and running water, huh? You guys have way too much money to spend on useless gizmos
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
So dust gets in?
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Don't answer these trick questions
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Oh, so when the radioactive poisoning does not work, you're sending in a more close and personal killer?
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
chicken nugget?
80. What is your favorite food?
You asked me about this stuff earlier?
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Make an appointment at the workshop, Get car to said workshop, let the mechanics do their thing pay the mechanics.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I don't drive
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
see above
84. What is your usual bedtime?
Your party van will only come when I'm asleep
85. What was the last book you read?
university related
86. Do you read the newspaper?
occasionally, when I think, I can stomach their bullshit
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
why?
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Never did
90. Do you dance in the car?
Not everyone has a party van to dance in
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
I stopped listening to the radio
92. Who do you have in a picture frame near you?
Frameless picture holders ftw
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
I forgot
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Candles smell like paraffin :(
95. What is your favorite board game?
That depends
97. When was the last time you attended church?
Sorry, comparing sober suits with philistines every Sunday is not my thing
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
What's high school?
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
long enough to dislike it.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
You just want me to compromise my friends :(
