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Captain's Log - I'm Alive, I Swear
17 years ago
Just to quickly update, I am still around and kicking. I'll be taking a momentary leave of absence though once more; I am determined to commandeer a nearby ship and attempt to sail through these various hurricanes assaulting abundant, tropical regions, particularly my fondest homestead: the Caribbean.
Why? Because I can. It's kinky to me.
It's a bit early for this, but because I won't see many of you for quite some time, enjoy yourselves at Furfright --if you're going-- and give that rapscallion
betelguese a good old fashioned kick in the hindquarters for me when you see him, savvy?
~Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why? Because I can. It's kinky to me.
It's a bit early for this, but because I won't see many of you for quite some time, enjoy yourselves at Furfright --if you're going-- and give that rapscallion
betelguese a good old fashioned kick in the hindquarters for me when you see him, savvy?~Capt. Jack Sparrow
*salutes* Please, feel free to make port in Melbourne should you come across Australia. I promise ale. And, of course, rum.
I'll be sure to give Mister Betelguese a good what for at FurFright for ya. =3
Oh, and drink lots of rum. Can't forget that.
-Z
Incidentally, have you also kinks for being chased about by cannibals, undead ex-crewmembers, and fish-men from the bowels of Hell? Merely curious.
whaaat?... I never been on a caribbean cruis an wanted one fer m'birthday... uhmm... I did bring some rum fer payment... *shares his 151 with ya* :P
Arrrrr...
Try to get the ship LEGALLY this time, 'k? Don't feel like bailing your hind end out of jail again.
X3 <3 ill try to give him a kick for ya