SUE SOMEBODY

get a boner and rape someone.

total agreement

try and see if you can still get hard

lets team up since yours is a prerequisite for mine.

tag team! *high five*

*fartpawz*

*pawqueefs*

bloody vagina farts.

i'll lick dat shit

me too. period smoothies all around.

Donkey punch a kitten.

@_@ hawt

Yell out obscenities and run to the restroom.
Srsly.

I always say "FUCK!"

XD

i dont drink coffie D=..but ive still had this happen..whats worse..is when it spills in yuor lap as your driveing down the highway..o.o D=...we couldent really stop...cuz we had a shitload of cars behind us...so i just kinda sat there twitching my eye..O.< as its like burning my balls...lol.....it fucking sucked..O.<

I dont Know! I dont Know! *sweats* I'm not good at tough decisions! ^^

QUICK QUICK!!!!

Smoke a bowl and forget it happened?

fuck yeah lol

like a champ, motherfucker.

Like a fag, bitch.

IN YOUR CASE.

:)

Go back in time and throw it in your own face

That way you get more attention

SUPER TURBO TURKEY PUNCHER!!

suck it out!

:3 YEA RITE

Dude because of how often we burn ourselves at work, eventually you'll start to not feel it. But thats a BAD thing because one of my dudeguys (who is actually a fur) was at home and broke a glass of hot water, it spilled on his foot and he just winced and tried to walk it off...

Only it wasn't going away, and by the time he ripped his sock off?
He took off like 5 layers of skin that the sock had melted to.

Ugh, that was the only way he could get a week off work.

UGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGGHGHGHG

Get someone with a coffee fetish to lick it off you o__o

omg, get that one dude from last night to do what Shuigetsu said.


lmfaooooo

Scream?
Furrywriter.