So I woke up, shut off my alarm, and then realized that my alarm was still going off. Oddly enough, it did not stop beeping. So I unplugged it. It STILL kept beeping. That was extremely distressing, and it caused me to ask god if there was something he wanted to tell me, which he responded to by giving me a telepathic push to the back to get me out of bed. (For the record: Awake I am a spiritial agnostic. That's a different journal though.)

So I did so, and realized we had moved to England, and today is the first day I am trying the new driving system. Driving on the left is odd, and odder yet as right turns are taken as close as possible. At one point, I recall 'thinking' I tried the side by side driving, and found it obnoxious. (?) Then it was time for My SO's father to take me to work, which seemed to take an unusual amount of time, but it was okay, since it was my first day on a new job--what that job was I do not know. We had some sort of good talk. At one point, we had to take a bus, and it was revealed at some point that a self proclaimed hacker had painted his image and something in writing on it--something about Sprite using thier dropping wall street shares for sympathy and to boycott them, I think?

Anyway, I then woke up. All this dreaming took place in less than fifteen minutes, and I came away with two lessons:

One; be a little less impressed by my own judgment. I took a radio's going off without electricity as a sure sign of a god, and the reality was I was still dreaming. Two, and I like this bit a LOT: Everyone on earth is the result of their parents being intimate. This does not seem new to any of you (Hopefully), until it HITS you:

EVERY PERSON ON EARTH IS THE RESULT OF PEOPLE HAVING SEX. Sex is one of the most absurd and silly (if enjoyable) practices there IS. And I need to go, whoops! Later.