Stolen from  Balto_woof, who stole it from  Coyote_Snack.

1. Had sex? Nope
2. Bought Condoms? Yes
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? Nope
4. Failed A Class? Yes
5. Kissed A Boy? No
6. Kissed A Girl? No. When, Lord? When? When's gonna be my time?
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? Yes
8. Had A Job? Yes
9. Slipped On Ice? No
10. Missed The School Bus? Never took the bus
11. Fucked a girl? No
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? No
13. Sexted? No
14. Sex In Public? No
15. Played On A Sports Team? High school tennis
16. Smoked Weed? No
17. Smoked Cigarettes? No
18. Smoked A Cigar? No
19. Drank Alcohol? Yes
20. Watched porn? Yes
21. Skipped class? Yes
22. Gotten Arrested? No
23. Done meth? Nope
24. Been To A Wedding? Yes
25. Fell in love with a best friend? Nope
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Yes
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? Yes
28. Been Late For Work? Yes
29. Been Late For School? Yes
30. Kissed In The Rain? No
31. Showered With Someone Else? No
32. Failed My Drivers Test? No
33. Cheated on an ex? No
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Yes
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Yes
36. Had Lice? No
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? No
38. Had A Credit Card? Yes
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Yes
40. Broken A Bone? Yes
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? Straight
42. Won A Trophy? Yes, but everyone got a trophy that season. So, it was a pointless achievement.
43. Cut Myself Unintentionally? Yes
44. Had An STD.? Nope
45. Got Engaged? Nope
46. Done ecstasy? Nope
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? Yes
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yes
49. Been To Prom? Nope
50. Played A Drinking Game? Yes
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? Yes
52. Been To A Concert? Yes
53. Had A Three-Some? No
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? No
55. Been In A Car Accident? Yes
56. Had Braces? No
57. Learned Another Language? Yes
58. Killed An Animal? No
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Yep
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? No
61. Wore Make Up? Yep
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? No
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? No
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? Yes
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Other Than Myself? No
66. Snuck Out Of The House? Yes
67. Bought Porn? No
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? Yes
69. Had Oral Sex? No
70. Dyed My Hair? No
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? No
72. Graduated From College? No
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? No
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? No
75. Rode In An Ambulance? No
76. Rode In A Helicopter? No
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? No
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Yes
79. Met Someone Famous? Yes
80. Been On Vacation? Yes
82. Been On A Boat? Yes
81. Been On An Airplane? Yes
83. Broken Something Expensive? Yes
84. Had Surgery? Yes
85. Beat A Video Game? Yes
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? Yes
87. Made A Survey? No
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? No
89. Prank Called Someone? No
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School? Yes
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? Yes
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It? No
93. Peed Outside? Yes
94. Went Fishing? Yes
95. Helped With Charity? Yes
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test? No, but I hear it's a good way for men to test for testicular cancer. "Ow, right in the testes!"
97. Been Rejected By A Crush? Yes
98. Been Suspended From School? Almost, but no.
99. Broken a mirror? Yep
100. Thrown up on someone? Only myself. In the car. That I eventually sold to someone I knew. So, no.
101. Lied to your parents? Yes