Why is your icon asleep?

Because my fursona is narcoleptic, he falls asleep at random.

that is just an adorable trait for some reason.

why are you teh cutest awsomess thing in the entire world ouo

because balls

Why do puppy toes smell like corn chips? (I HAVE ONLY BEEN TOLD OMG)

do they? I'll need to test this on my dog. ill report back when i do.

it's probably because they secretly want their paws eaten off.

Why do your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard :T ?

It's cookies and cream. Everyone goes running for cookies n cream!

This is true. I would know, I'm a cookie \0/

Are you going to eat that stapler?

Probably not, it's too red for my tastes.

Since Dust is a narcoleptic, do you think he would randomly fall asleep during "the deed"? ;3

Yup. I'm positive he would.

Guess we'll just have to punish him for that :P

That's kind of adorable. >.>

Do you consider real-life sheep and similar bovid animals as attractive?

I don't. xD I think they're cute but I'm not attracted to them like that.

Have you had an erotic dream? What was it about?

I've had a few from what I remember.

One I remember off the top of my head.. hmm. There was this HOTHOTHOT woman, don't remember who, but she was basically dominating me. But somehow it ended up with me on her and.. all I can say I remember the visuals and the feeling o-o anditwasamazing

ohhoho I bet those dominatrixes can convince you to do just about anything x3 That sounds like a wonderful dream! Hopefully more to follow :D