Stole this from  zizanchan and seemed like something fun to do.

Here's what you do: list any number fetishes that you like or can think of (within reason.)

Here's what I do: rate what I think of your list of fetishes each on a scale of 1-5.

5-Yes yes yes of course!
4-This is good.
3-Indifferent/meh/might try it.
2-I would need some serious convincing.
1-Nope. :I


Have fun! :D