All I can say is that you, sir, are an ass.

You say things like that, rawr. How many hours were we on the phone for tonight? Jesus, too many to be honest. You were right, I was mad, ever so slightly, when I read yours.

But it did make me smile, just don't make it a habit, I don't want to make our friends sick of us constantly talking about each other (I mean, I do talk about you enough as it is). :P It's not healthy. Rawr.

Nonetheless, I can't be happier saying that I'm finally dating you, I waited long enough for something I had assumed would never have happened; you're amazing. Thank you.