Confuzzeled meme (for those not following my hussar account)
12 years ago
Never done one of these, so hussar! first con meme!
(((beware i may not have taken most of these questions seriously because im off my face on cake mix at the moment..yerh)))
No idea if there is a better meme out there
I Hussar 'Hastur' Wayfarer shall be going to the CF and have pilfered this meme form anothers journal in an pitiful attempt at being an attention whore and popular fur.
Since it is a medieval theme i shalt be going as a priest or if mood takes me a viking warrior
((( Foul heathens i know you gather to whorship the Patron deamon of furries, i brother Godwine Hussar shalt seek you out daemon, and cast you back into the hells that spawn you!!!)))
1. Where are you staying?
The fur con hotel
2. Who will you be with?
Trailing panzuzu as a raving zeleot priest...unless he throws me into hell for it :P
3. Do you do free art?
All donations to the church of hussar shalt be most welcomed and be reciprocate by holy artifacts of incribed images on parchment.......yes basically but only if your nice :P
4. Do you have any art in the art show?
hahah no, not untill im proficient
5. Which suit(s) are you taking?
Hussar the wolf.
6. Can I dance with you?
ummmm as long as you wear PPE because these limbs of mine flail like a possesed man >..> thats if they can actually define my movements as dance and not a seisure
7. What is your gender?
I'm not entirely sure......havent checked
8. What age will you be?
18 till i die
9. What height are you?
why the hell would you want to know that?!
>..>
<..<
oh right the macro/micro equallity bill of rights
10. Are you in a relationship?
? as in to the fandom or my right hand?.....
11. Can I touch you?
I am 12 and what does this mean?
((seriously who makes these questions up???!!))
.....but hugs , handshakes and kissing of the hand are acceptable
12. What If I groped you in fursuit?
well first i would ********* then *******with a ******** using it to ******* involving ****** and mass ***** culmulating in a ******* that would **** totally **** till i forget why im even answer this question.
13. Can I talk to you?
I am always ready to hear thy confessions
14. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Drinks are good :) drinks bring merry making and doodles
15. Can I snuggle with you?
Only if you have cake
16. Can I invite you to a room party?
does it have cake?
17. Can I hang out with you?
Absolutely but only if you have cake
18. How will I recognize you?
the one eating cake.
((also will have hastur n hussar badges on me, shaven head, beard, loud red shirt with gothic art
i will be at the new con goers meet hopefully
19. Do you drink or smoke?
only if it involves cake
20. Who do you hope to see the most?
Famous ppl that i can mob for free art, cheep fursuits, orgies and as getting as many fanboys as i can.
21. What do you intend to do the most there
loot burn pillage and suprise butt sex.....possibly eat gay rainbow cake with sprinkles too
(((beware i may not have taken most of these questions seriously because im off my face on cake mix at the moment..yerh)))
No idea if there is a better meme out there
I Hussar 'Hastur' Wayfarer shall be going to the CF and have pilfered this meme form anothers journal in an pitiful attempt at being an attention whore and popular fur.
Since it is a medieval theme i shalt be going as a priest or if mood takes me a viking warrior
((( Foul heathens i know you gather to whorship the Patron deamon of furries, i brother Godwine Hussar shalt seek you out daemon, and cast you back into the hells that spawn you!!!)))
1. Where are you staying?
The fur con hotel
2. Who will you be with?
Trailing panzuzu as a raving zeleot priest...unless he throws me into hell for it :P
3. Do you do free art?
All donations to the church of hussar shalt be most welcomed and be reciprocate by holy artifacts of incribed images on parchment.......yes basically but only if your nice :P
4. Do you have any art in the art show?
hahah no, not untill im proficient
5. Which suit(s) are you taking?
Hussar the wolf.
6. Can I dance with you?
ummmm as long as you wear PPE because these limbs of mine flail like a possesed man >..> thats if they can actually define my movements as dance and not a seisure
7. What is your gender?
I'm not entirely sure......havent checked
8. What age will you be?
18 till i die
9. What height are you?
why the hell would you want to know that?!
>..>
<..<
oh right the macro/micro equallity bill of rights
10. Are you in a relationship?
? as in to the fandom or my right hand?.....
11. Can I touch you?
I am 12 and what does this mean?
((seriously who makes these questions up???!!))
.....but hugs , handshakes and kissing of the hand are acceptable
12. What If I groped you in fursuit?
well first i would ********* then *******with a ******** using it to ******* involving ****** and mass ***** culmulating in a ******* that would **** totally **** till i forget why im even answer this question.
13. Can I talk to you?
I am always ready to hear thy confessions
14. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Drinks are good :) drinks bring merry making and doodles
15. Can I snuggle with you?
Only if you have cake
16. Can I invite you to a room party?
does it have cake?
17. Can I hang out with you?
Absolutely but only if you have cake
18. How will I recognize you?
the one eating cake.
((also will have hastur n hussar badges on me, shaven head, beard, loud red shirt with gothic art
i will be at the new con goers meet hopefully
19. Do you drink or smoke?
only if it involves cake
20. Who do you hope to see the most?
Famous ppl that i can mob for free art, cheep fursuits, orgies and as getting as many fanboys as i can.
21. What do you intend to do the most there
loot burn pillage and suprise butt sex.....possibly eat gay rainbow cake with sprinkles too
FA+

That is awesome So must meet and have a chat.
when i go to the furcon
i have no need for sleep nor rest
I head to a bar for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song
And drink and party all night long
ah also for an exclusive time offer over the furcon event only 'tis no ordinary sex of the suprised butts you'll be recieving but a fine vintage of viking's delight.