Hmmm, so let me tell you guys a story of a hungry little ferret today on the college campus. He was wandering around on his way to Calculus when suddenly he felt a mighty rumbling in his tummy. It had been over 10 hours since the ferret had anything to eat, so he decided to stop by the university's convenience store to grab a snack.

Unfortunately, the ferret knew he was gaining weight and wanted something healthy. Sadly, all he could see was candy, soda, and energy drinks. The poor ferret felt his heart sink in disappointment... that is, until he saw it. There, at the end of the aisles, there was a single section of refrigerator dedicated to health drinks! The ferret's eyes gleamed with happiness, and, knowing that he would be late to class if he did not hurry, ran to the fridge and grabbed the first health drink he could find.

Only after purchasing it and exiting the store did he dare open it and take the first sip. It was a dark green, thick fluid that looked like something that came out of a babies ass... and yet, it was smooooth, and it was delicious! His mouth exploded with orgasmic bliss! The flavor was amazing, and it tasted so naturally sweet! Strawberry, Mango, Banana, Artichoke, Peach, Apple, all crammed into a little 450 mL bottle. What could this bit of heaven be called?! What would be the name of such a holy creation?!

So, the ferret looked at the label, first seeing the trademarked phrase, "Original Superfood". then he looked down and saw the brand name. There, he found the true name of whatever deity existed! It was called: Odwalla. And ever since that moment earlier today, the ferret has been addicted to this healthy fluid crack in a plastic bottle. And yet.... he was happy.

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