I was on my way to a gay Gypsy Barmitzvah for the disabled
12 years ago
Come to find out, Red Trenchcoats are a shortcut to epic.
PROOF! (lines are links)
Vash the stampede
Dante
The Hero in Red Steel 2 (he has no name)
Alucard
Vincent Valentine
Inuyasha (A kimono, I know. Still.)
=================================================================================================================== ...when suddenly, I thought, "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think I'll kill the Fuhrer."
Also, Rosenmeme
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
My bedroom doesn't even have a door. :V
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I'm never in hotels, so... nope.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Pff. Amateur. I cocoon my silly ass.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Newp.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
From time to time.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Nevah.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
The bear. Playing dead doesn't work on bees. :c
8: Do you have freckles?
Not a one.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Somewhat?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
People asking me about my pet peeves. >:
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
...why?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yes.
13: What about pooped in the woods?
No.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
I don't dance at all.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I've barely written a thing since I graduated. XD
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
None.
17: What size is your bed?
Approximately couch-sized. :D
18: What is your Song of the week?
'Swim' by Jack's Mannequin
Bonus awesome amv. ^.=.^
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Does it matter?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Occasionally.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Hmmm... can't say as I have a single favorite, really, but V for Vendetta comes to mind as being pretty high up there. And anything by Miyazaki is always a yes.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
With all the rest of my pretty shinies.
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
I'm juuust this side of being able to comfortably wear 18 standard, so 18 husky.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Whatever condiment happens to be available.
25: What is your favorite food?
Anything that comes with meat. :D
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Again, anything by Miyazaki.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Don't even remember.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Depends on the pay. :3
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Fourth grade for a mandatory pen pal thing.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
yes
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Never even driven.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
nope
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Peanut butter and Jif's mocha cappuccino hazelnut spread.
http://www.themommy-files.com/wp-co.....1985503708.jpg
Doesn't fuckin' get better than that.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Tomato soup with hickory ham and a couple of cheddar wraps.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
Wheneverthefuck o'clock
37: Are you lazy?
Maybe just a little lot.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Fuck if I remember. Think I was a ninja one year. Probably a Power Ranger waaay back.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Monkey, if I recall correctly.
40: Are you horny?
See 37
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Bud K
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
As if anyone would actually not say Legos.
43: Are you stubborn?
Somewhat. Depends on the situation.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Between the two, I'd say Letterman.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Never.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
Nope.
47: Do you sing in the car?
No.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
Still no.
49: Do you dance in the car?
How would you even?
50: Ever used a gun?
Yup. Pretty good shot, too.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Picture day in school. XD
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
For the most part, yeah. Pretty partial to things like Repo, Les Mis, and Rocky Horror, though.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Not really.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
A what?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cherry.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
I was one of those policeman/fireman/astronaut kids.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Many times.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Nope. I eat healthily enough as is.
60: Wear slippers?
Ya know, I don't think I have.
61: Wear a bath robe?
Never.
62: What do you wear to bed?
Pants. Shoes and shirt, too, if I'm exhausted enough.
63: First concert?
First and only, as far as I recall, was Emerald Underground.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Best Buy, bitch.
65: Nike or Adidas?
Brahma. >:D
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Fritos.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Yes.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
Never.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Fuck if I know.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yup.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Several.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I have.
74: Own any record albums?
So many. I've got a stack half as tall as I am. XD
75: Own a record player?
I do.
76: Regularly burn incense?
Yup.
77: Ever been in love?
Yes.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
That list is a tad extensive... Wouldn't mind Imagine Dragons, though. Hollywood Undead, too. AWOLNation. Jack's Mannequin.
There are many.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Already answered that. :V
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
I don't drink tea.
81: Tea or coffee?
Coffee.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Sugar.
83: Can you swim well?
I float. That's about it.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Who can't?
85: Are you patient?
I can be, if I must.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ
87: Ever won a contest?
I have.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
Nope, nor do I plan to.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
Neither.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
Nope.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
All of them. :D
92: Do you want to get married?
*shrugs*
94: Who was your HS crush?
Didn't have one.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Pff, no.
96: Do you have kids?
Nope.
97: Do you want kids?
Not really.
98: Whats your favorite color?
Black.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
I do.
Also, Rosenmeme
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
My bedroom doesn't even have a door. :V
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I'm never in hotels, so... nope.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Pff. Amateur. I cocoon my silly ass.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Newp.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
From time to time.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Nevah.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
The bear. Playing dead doesn't work on bees. :c
8: Do you have freckles?
Not a one.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Somewhat?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
People asking me about my pet peeves. >:
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
...why?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yes.
13: What about pooped in the woods?
No.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
I don't dance at all.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I've barely written a thing since I graduated. XD
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
None.
17: What size is your bed?
Approximately couch-sized. :D
18: What is your Song of the week?
'Swim' by Jack's Mannequin
Bonus awesome amv. ^.=.^
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Does it matter?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Occasionally.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Hmmm... can't say as I have a single favorite, really, but V for Vendetta comes to mind as being pretty high up there. And anything by Miyazaki is always a yes.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
With all the rest of my pretty shinies.
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
I'm juuust this side of being able to comfortably wear 18 standard, so 18 husky.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Whatever condiment happens to be available.
25: What is your favorite food?
Anything that comes with meat. :D
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Again, anything by Miyazaki.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Don't even remember.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Depends on the pay. :3
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Fourth grade for a mandatory pen pal thing.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
yes
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Never even driven.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
nope
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Peanut butter and Jif's mocha cappuccino hazelnut spread.
http://www.themommy-files.com/wp-co.....1985503708.jpg
Doesn't fuckin' get better than that.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Tomato soup with hickory ham and a couple of cheddar wraps.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
Wheneverthefuck o'clock
37: Are you lazy?
Maybe just a little lot.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Fuck if I remember. Think I was a ninja one year. Probably a Power Ranger waaay back.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Monkey, if I recall correctly.
40: Are you horny?
See 37
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Bud K
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
As if anyone would actually not say Legos.
43: Are you stubborn?
Somewhat. Depends on the situation.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Between the two, I'd say Letterman.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Never.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
Nope.
47: Do you sing in the car?
No.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
Still no.
49: Do you dance in the car?
How would you even?
50: Ever used a gun?
Yup. Pretty good shot, too.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Picture day in school. XD
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
For the most part, yeah. Pretty partial to things like Repo, Les Mis, and Rocky Horror, though.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Not really.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
A what?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cherry.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
I was one of those policeman/fireman/astronaut kids.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Many times.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Nope. I eat healthily enough as is.
60: Wear slippers?
Ya know, I don't think I have.
61: Wear a bath robe?
Never.
62: What do you wear to bed?
Pants. Shoes and shirt, too, if I'm exhausted enough.
63: First concert?
First and only, as far as I recall, was Emerald Underground.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Best Buy, bitch.
65: Nike or Adidas?
Brahma. >:D
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Fritos.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Yes.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
Never.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Fuck if I know.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yup.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Several.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I have.
74: Own any record albums?
So many. I've got a stack half as tall as I am. XD
75: Own a record player?
I do.
76: Regularly burn incense?
Yup.
77: Ever been in love?
Yes.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
That list is a tad extensive... Wouldn't mind Imagine Dragons, though. Hollywood Undead, too. AWOLNation. Jack's Mannequin.
There are many.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Already answered that. :V
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
I don't drink tea.
81: Tea or coffee?
Coffee.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Sugar.
83: Can you swim well?
I float. That's about it.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Who can't?
85: Are you patient?
I can be, if I must.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ
87: Ever won a contest?
I have.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
Nope, nor do I plan to.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
Neither.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
Nope.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
All of them. :D
92: Do you want to get married?
*shrugs*
94: Who was your HS crush?
Didn't have one.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Pff, no.
96: Do you have kids?
Nope.
97: Do you want kids?
Not really.
98: Whats your favorite color?
Black.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
I do.
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