So, for all of you that have been eagerly awaiting the release of the first chapter of my book, I really have to apologize for being so far behind. Unfortunately, it seems that whatever god there just might happen to be in this world is really, really pissed off at me for some reason.
Long story short, I wrecked my car on the way to Colorado at the beginning of the year. Without the money to do anything with it, I wound up leaving it with an outdated inspection sticker, expired insurance, and voided plates, tucked next to the apartment building my friends rent, where it has been just peachy for the last two months.
Turns out, someone finally took a disliking to my vehicle being there, and I got a message this afternoon from my friend saying they want it moved by friday or they are towing it. So somehow I am supposed to get to a city an hour north of here, and move a car that is completely not road legal in any way to ...someplace to store it, cause I don't really have anyplace for it.
Sooooo I get to pretty much abandon the car and let them tow it, cause there isn't really much else I can do about it. I don't really know what the legalities on the matter are, nor do I much care, I just want it the hell out of my life, because I'm tired of it.

Ya, so for all of you that keep wondering why I haven't finished yet, this and other such drama have been occupying pretty much all of my attention. I'll get back on track sometime and finish it, probably after I go postal on a few people that have managed to drive me absolutely insane, so I might be posting the rest whenever they let me out of my straitjacket. =P

Someone buy me a drink?