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12 years ago
I'm bored! Not really, but it's like I am.
Thank you Wolf man Blaidd for the kind donation.
1. Had sex? Yes
2. Bought Condoms? Yes, mostly go for the free ones though.
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? No. A scary moment though. Just use a rubber, kids.
4. Failed A Class? Yes, only once: High School Physics, Senior year. I bailed on the first trimester after the Fail. ... Too much fucking my girlfriend.
5. Kissed A Boy? Yes.
6. Kissed A Girl? Yes, and I like it.
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? If you don't you're paying too much.
8. Had A Job? Contrary to popular belief, yes.
9. Slipped On Ice? Yes, I still love busting my ass on the god-damned frozen ground.
10. Missed The School Bus? Yes. Mom never took me, I just had to make all the work up.
11. Fucked a girl? Noted above.
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? Of course. People are sensitive, so everything is bound to be "bullying".
13. Sexted? Yes.
14. Sex In Public? Yes, but most are chickens for it.
15. Played On A Sports Team? Yes, Soccer (defense), Baseball (catcher and a little pitcher pre-highschool [THE IRONY])
16. Smoked Weed? Yes, I prefer eating it.
17. Smoked Cigarettes? Yes, worthless habit. Get high at least, for fuck's sake.
18. Smoked A Cigar? No, oddly enough. At least they smell nice.
19. Drank Alcohol? Maybe once. :V Certainly not right now. :V
20. Watched porn? Yes.
21. Skipped class? Yes.
22. Gotten Arrested? Detained, sir, never arrested. Plebs.
23. Done meth? Don't ever start what you can't finish. No.
24. Been To A Wedding? Yes, only just recently.
25. Fell in love with a best friend? If they are a best friend I love them, in that way.
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? With this crowd, few haven't.
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? Unfortunately, TV is ass. *watches five TNG in a row*
28. Been Late For Work? Was once tired of making excuses so told the truth. Turns out telling your boss you're late because you "were having gay sex" is frowned upon.
29. Been Late For School? Yes, once got a ticket for speeding to get there. Was given only a warning on the basis that my "Led Zeppelin was the loudest I've ever heard from a car."
30. Kissed In The Rain? Yes, Florida rain is warm.
31. Showered With Someone Else? Yes, and another, and another.
32. Failed My Drivers Test? No. I mean really, that is nearly retard proof.
33. Cheated on a ex? Yes, that person caught me, and we went on for some years with better arrangements/understandings.
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Mexico, Canada, Commonwealths.
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Unless I fly. I may travel often.
36. Had Lice? Three times. Once as an adult even... shits are prolific in the wrong hoods/times.
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? Yes. If you haven't then you've yet to live.
38. Had A Credit Card? Ha, an odd one to say no too... but no. I don't believe in debt in many degrees.
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Yes. The emotion of the thing is... incredible.
40. Broken A Bone? Just toes actually. I surprise even myself with that statement.
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? I'm whatever you want me to be, because I like sex.
42. Won A Trophy? None that I keep with me. High School Diploma kinda counts though. lol
43. Cut Myself Unintentionally? Yes. Never a good permanent chunk though.
44. Had An STD? Carrier of generic/common to open sexual peeps, HPV: warts, which isn't as bad as you may think. I haven't shown in some seven years, meaning spreading potential for the strain is lowest (my body carries but isn't active)... panic if you must, but don't fucking kid yourself, you probably already have had it (and your body "fixed") if you've boned unprotected, a few other scary times, real shit-myself moments... but still clean when it comes to all other STDs.
45. Got Engaged? Hopefully never.
46. Done ecstasy? Damn it, I haven't. It was right there, yet she didn't want to "waste it" in a not party situation. You ended up having a lesser time, too bad woman!
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? Certainly not.
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yes.
49. Been To Prom? Yes. Not much time dancing though. Prom = Fucking.
50. Played A Drinking Game? I may have engaged in organized drinking. :V
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? I don't ever recommend it, it is stupid and impairs whatever your goal is.
52. Been To A Concert? Many.
53. Had A Three-Some? Only a couple of bad ones, remarkably.
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? All the time.
55. Been In A Car Accident? Yes.
56. Had Braces? Yes.
57. Learned Another Language? 'MURICA. *cough* :V
58. Killed An Animal? Put down a cat (was a Vet. Tech.[schooling and profession for a bit]), killed a bird(pellet gun, never again), many smaller things (it happens).
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Hosted even.
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? Actually no. Huh.
61. Wore Make Up? I may have been a woman a few times. >.>
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? I remember one in particular that will stay with me forever. R.I.P. a Certain Jay.
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? May surprise a few, but I was a V until nearly my 19th.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? Only the bottom two.
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? Of course. This sounds racist, IMO.
66. Snuck Out Of The House? Nope. By the time I felt the need I had moved out.
67. Bought Porn? Not once; pirate that shit! I don't beg, borrow, or deal with artists ideas either. If they have an idea, then they can draw it. I'll apreciate it.
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? Yes. DAT PORN.
69. Had Oral Sex? I do like the Giving end. My piece isn't that interesting.
70. Dyed My Hair? No, I like my grays.
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? Indeed I have. Especially here in Oregon. DEEZ HOT SPRINGS.
72. Graduated From College? ... ... Nope. :/
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? Mostly women's! ZING. But that makes them mine. EXTRA ZING.
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? I don't vote in states that are hilariously one sided or don't matter.
75. Rode In An Ambulance? Yes.
76. Rode In A Helicopter? I wish.
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? If you haven't, then you don't cook.
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Yes. So verbal it was mitts.
79. Met Someone Famous? The B-52's.
80. Been On Vacation? I always am.
82. Been On A Boat? Yes. Though I don't like the ocean.
81. Been On An Airplane? More than I like. I'm not a fan.
83. Broken Something Expensive? My MCL ... ... LOlollololol. But really, a few things.
84. Had Surgery? Above is related.
85. Beat A Video Game? Yes.
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? Yes.
87. Made A Survey? Made? No, I think my questions would be too invasive.
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? Creep.
89. Prank Called Someone? Yes.
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School? Honestly. The fuck. READ A BOOK FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? Not even in a week.
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It? No, though I suspect that will happen when I cut my three year locks.
93. Peed Outside? A great many buildings have seen the wraith of my urea vengeance.
94. Went Fishing? Of course.
95. Helped With Charity? Actually... prolly never. I don't give, unless it is to the person needing.
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test? I DON'T HAVE A VAJAY-JAY.
97. Been Rejected By A Crush? Always at least one every 3-4 months.
98. Been Suspended From School? Yes, for all kinds of fights, talk, skipping, and once a video.
99. Broken a mirror? I'm sure I've gotten at least a few sevens of bad luck.
100. Thrown up on someone? Ha!, no. I like to control myself. I assume being a pre-memory toddler/baby doesn't count.
101. Lied to your parents? I try not to, because they deserve the truth... and I don't live with them. BUT THE FUCK. OF COURSE I HAVE.
Thank you Wolf man Blaidd for the kind donation.
1. Had sex? Yes
2. Bought Condoms? Yes, mostly go for the free ones though.
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? No. A scary moment though. Just use a rubber, kids.
4. Failed A Class? Yes, only once: High School Physics, Senior year. I bailed on the first trimester after the Fail. ... Too much fucking my girlfriend.
5. Kissed A Boy? Yes.
6. Kissed A Girl? Yes, and I like it.
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? If you don't you're paying too much.
8. Had A Job? Contrary to popular belief, yes.
9. Slipped On Ice? Yes, I still love busting my ass on the god-damned frozen ground.
10. Missed The School Bus? Yes. Mom never took me, I just had to make all the work up.
11. Fucked a girl? Noted above.
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? Of course. People are sensitive, so everything is bound to be "bullying".
13. Sexted? Yes.
14. Sex In Public? Yes, but most are chickens for it.
15. Played On A Sports Team? Yes, Soccer (defense), Baseball (catcher and a little pitcher pre-highschool [THE IRONY])
16. Smoked Weed? Yes, I prefer eating it.
17. Smoked Cigarettes? Yes, worthless habit. Get high at least, for fuck's sake.
18. Smoked A Cigar? No, oddly enough. At least they smell nice.
19. Drank Alcohol? Maybe once. :V Certainly not right now. :V
20. Watched porn? Yes.
21. Skipped class? Yes.
22. Gotten Arrested? Detained, sir, never arrested. Plebs.
23. Done meth? Don't ever start what you can't finish. No.
24. Been To A Wedding? Yes, only just recently.
25. Fell in love with a best friend? If they are a best friend I love them, in that way.
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? With this crowd, few haven't.
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? Unfortunately, TV is ass. *watches five TNG in a row*
28. Been Late For Work? Was once tired of making excuses so told the truth. Turns out telling your boss you're late because you "were having gay sex" is frowned upon.
29. Been Late For School? Yes, once got a ticket for speeding to get there. Was given only a warning on the basis that my "Led Zeppelin was the loudest I've ever heard from a car."
30. Kissed In The Rain? Yes, Florida rain is warm.
31. Showered With Someone Else? Yes, and another, and another.
32. Failed My Drivers Test? No. I mean really, that is nearly retard proof.
33. Cheated on a ex? Yes, that person caught me, and we went on for some years with better arrangements/understandings.
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Mexico, Canada, Commonwealths.
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Unless I fly. I may travel often.
36. Had Lice? Three times. Once as an adult even... shits are prolific in the wrong hoods/times.
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? Yes. If you haven't then you've yet to live.
38. Had A Credit Card? Ha, an odd one to say no too... but no. I don't believe in debt in many degrees.
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Yes. The emotion of the thing is... incredible.
40. Broken A Bone? Just toes actually. I surprise even myself with that statement.
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? I'm whatever you want me to be, because I like sex.
42. Won A Trophy? None that I keep with me. High School Diploma kinda counts though. lol
43. Cut Myself Unintentionally? Yes. Never a good permanent chunk though.
44. Had An STD? Carrier of generic/common to open sexual peeps, HPV: warts, which isn't as bad as you may think. I haven't shown in some seven years, meaning spreading potential for the strain is lowest (my body carries but isn't active)... panic if you must, but don't fucking kid yourself, you probably already have had it (and your body "fixed") if you've boned unprotected, a few other scary times, real shit-myself moments... but still clean when it comes to all other STDs.
45. Got Engaged? Hopefully never.
46. Done ecstasy? Damn it, I haven't. It was right there, yet she didn't want to "waste it" in a not party situation. You ended up having a lesser time, too bad woman!
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? Certainly not.
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yes.
49. Been To Prom? Yes. Not much time dancing though. Prom = Fucking.
50. Played A Drinking Game? I may have engaged in organized drinking. :V
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? I don't ever recommend it, it is stupid and impairs whatever your goal is.
52. Been To A Concert? Many.
53. Had A Three-Some? Only a couple of bad ones, remarkably.
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? All the time.
55. Been In A Car Accident? Yes.
56. Had Braces? Yes.
57. Learned Another Language? 'MURICA. *cough* :V
58. Killed An Animal? Put down a cat (was a Vet. Tech.[schooling and profession for a bit]), killed a bird(pellet gun, never again), many smaller things (it happens).
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Hosted even.
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? Actually no. Huh.
61. Wore Make Up? I may have been a woman a few times. >.>
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? I remember one in particular that will stay with me forever. R.I.P. a Certain Jay.
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? May surprise a few, but I was a V until nearly my 19th.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? Only the bottom two.
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? Of course. This sounds racist, IMO.
66. Snuck Out Of The House? Nope. By the time I felt the need I had moved out.
67. Bought Porn? Not once; pirate that shit! I don't beg, borrow, or deal with artists ideas either. If they have an idea, then they can draw it. I'll apreciate it.
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? Yes. DAT PORN.
69. Had Oral Sex? I do like the Giving end. My piece isn't that interesting.
70. Dyed My Hair? No, I like my grays.
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? Indeed I have. Especially here in Oregon. DEEZ HOT SPRINGS.
72. Graduated From College? ... ... Nope. :/
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? Mostly women's! ZING. But that makes them mine. EXTRA ZING.
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? I don't vote in states that are hilariously one sided or don't matter.
75. Rode In An Ambulance? Yes.
76. Rode In A Helicopter? I wish.
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? If you haven't, then you don't cook.
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Yes. So verbal it was mitts.
79. Met Someone Famous? The B-52's.
80. Been On Vacation? I always am.
82. Been On A Boat? Yes. Though I don't like the ocean.
81. Been On An Airplane? More than I like. I'm not a fan.
83. Broken Something Expensive? My MCL ... ... LOlollololol. But really, a few things.
84. Had Surgery? Above is related.
85. Beat A Video Game? Yes.
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? Yes.
87. Made A Survey? Made? No, I think my questions would be too invasive.
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? Creep.
89. Prank Called Someone? Yes.
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School? Honestly. The fuck. READ A BOOK FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? Not even in a week.
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It? No, though I suspect that will happen when I cut my three year locks.
93. Peed Outside? A great many buildings have seen the wraith of my urea vengeance.
94. Went Fishing? Of course.
95. Helped With Charity? Actually... prolly never. I don't give, unless it is to the person needing.
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test? I DON'T HAVE A VAJAY-JAY.
97. Been Rejected By A Crush? Always at least one every 3-4 months.
98. Been Suspended From School? Yes, for all kinds of fights, talk, skipping, and once a video.
99. Broken a mirror? I'm sure I've gotten at least a few sevens of bad luck.
100. Thrown up on someone? Ha!, no. I like to control myself. I assume being a pre-memory toddler/baby doesn't count.
101. Lied to your parents? I try not to, because they deserve the truth... and I don't live with them. BUT THE FUCK. OF COURSE I HAVE.
