Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
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Greetings, citizens!
At the end of February we hosted a hardware donation drive, and got an amazing response. Over $5,000 worth of new gear in just two days! Fantastic! We've had to order an additional $2,000 worth of gear to be able to bring the new servers online, but it's well worth it. There have been a few delays along the way (shipping, Dragoneer moving to a new apartment, and other requirements like upgrading FA's power and bringing bandwidth up to 500Mbit).
The new servers are "Finn" and "Jake". Both servers are dual quad-core Xeon 2620, 64GB of RAM running 8X Seagate 300GB 15K drives.
We recently upgraded the power (as you may know), and are currently working on bringing the servers online. Our goal is to do this with minimal to no downtime, so we're working on that in the background. We're working on porting the data over and getting the new servers setup. After that, the only thing we need to do is procure 2 new BBUs (batteries) for the MegaRAID controllers powering the servers. Downside: the BBUS are $150 a pop. Ouch! But we're working on that, and should have another update on the new servers in about a week or two!
Stay tuned for this and other exciting news! Algebraic!
INVOICES AND RECEIPTS THUS FAR:
http://www.frostdragon.net/order_1.png
http://www.frostdragon.net/order_2.png
http://www.frostdragon.net/order_3.png
http://www.frostdragon.net/order_4.png
At the end of February we hosted a hardware donation drive, and got an amazing response. Over $5,000 worth of new gear in just two days! Fantastic! We've had to order an additional $2,000 worth of gear to be able to bring the new servers online, but it's well worth it. There have been a few delays along the way (shipping, Dragoneer moving to a new apartment, and other requirements like upgrading FA's power and bringing bandwidth up to 500Mbit).
The new servers are "Finn" and "Jake". Both servers are dual quad-core Xeon 2620, 64GB of RAM running 8X Seagate 300GB 15K drives.
We recently upgraded the power (as you may know), and are currently working on bringing the servers online. Our goal is to do this with minimal to no downtime, so we're working on that in the background. We're working on porting the data over and getting the new servers setup. After that, the only thing we need to do is procure 2 new BBUs (batteries) for the MegaRAID controllers powering the servers. Downside: the BBUS are $150 a pop. Ouch! But we're working on that, and should have another update on the new servers in about a week or two!
Stay tuned for this and other exciting news! Algebraic!
INVOICES AND RECEIPTS THUS FAR:
http://www.frostdragon.net/order_1.png
http://www.frostdragon.net/order_2.png
http://www.frostdragon.net/order_3.png
http://www.frostdragon.net/order_4.png
Quite a lot of ram indeed
How Wonderbar~ <3
Funny how such large numbers these days are tiny in comparison to human needs.
But it has absolutely no use. Even if you were doing everything possible to raaaaape your computer, you'd never be able to use more than, like, 12GB. >_> That's a lot of empty money being spent.
I wish I had my old server back... ;n;
I would upgrade to 16GB, but because its a Xeon system I'm stuck using ECC memory (though, tbh, I wouldn't have it any other way in a performance system). 8GB of Kingston ECC Value RAM (aka, the cheap stuff) is currently on sale on Amazon for a whopping $85.
The good stuff is alarmingly more expensive, with 4GB DDR2 1066MHz selling for an astronomical $78 a pop!
It may be a special use case, but as a developer, I virtualize Linux, as well as Android. I could easily burn through 32GB, or even 48GB, of RAM.
Shoot, my minecraft server (which isn't hosted on my main computer, but in a data center) takes up 16GB by itself.
I'm running, skype, livestream, photoshop, a billion windows, wowcrack and vlc (or wmp, depending) and not a single issue. ^^ its niiiice.
Seriously, use ZFS.
That being said that's a sweet piece of hardware.
ADVENTURE TIME with Finn and Jake
Either way, congrats on the new systems and glad to hear things are stable :D
http://www.chromebattery.com/
Some can even hold up power to the hard drives for a (very!) short period, though these are somewhat less common (read as: I've only seen one which can do that)
Without a BBU, if you have a power failure, you're going to lose data. At best you'll have to resynchronise the RAID array (which for 8x 300GB disks is likely to take a full day, if not longer). At worst, the array won't come up and you'll lose everything.
You may have uninterruptable power supplies on the racks, but what happens if the UPS battery turns out to be defective and fails under load? The extra redundancy from a BBU is useful, if not essential.
The "no you can't have your own UPS" clause is pretty common too - that's a safety thing. Datacentres don't want their technicians finding live AC on a racks when they've isolated the thing at the breaker. In any case, a diesel generator and a decent fuel supply will keep you going far longer than any battery-backed UPS.
That'd be... a 2.4TB RAID-0 or a ~1.8TB RAID-6... but that's a lot of processing power for a CDN server, especially if it's running, say, Nginx.
Are you sure you're not trying to mine Bitcoins on the side? (nudge-nudge, wink-wink, this is of course a joke)
With proper management it may actually be worthwhile ^_~
What's the logical volume capacity of your storage servers?
The item show costs $424.99, no shipping.
The subtotal should be $424.99, no matter how much gift cards you have.
Therefore, there were other items on this order and screenshot #3 that aren't shown in the capture.
Just wondering what they were.
which is fine though, I guess o:
Awesome name gents.
And yes, we had to find truly awesome names for some truly awesome servers. I originally was thinking Mordecai and Rigby, but then realized those names are equated with nothing but trouble.
http://www.wired.com/politics/law/n.....s/1997/01/1484
And on the memory and Windows 98 topic, 98's so called ability to address 2gb, but grows unstable with more than 512mb installed, and completely fails with more than 1gb even with the system.ini mods.
Then again, I got a Windows ME laptop to behave itself enough to accomplish useful work without drama.
Now, if you wanted to put a wind turbine out there... I know some people.
The rest of the math is correct though.
You guys promise not even a quarter of what you tell others. I asked in August last year if there will be a new colour theme for FA, and you said "Most likely in a few weeks!"
And if anything, you change something we do not wish. You should listen to the feedback, make something about it and instead of doing it COMPLETELY wrong, take suggestions. I honestly feel like you couldn't give two shits.
I've offered to help him with it and am awaiting instructions as to what to do (since he said yes he would like help).
http://www.frostdragon.net/fa_frontpage.png
I have to re-do the userpage and submission pages, then I should be good to bring it public for testing. There are a few quirks in it (works great in Chrome and Internet Explorer, not Firefox). Fixing and tweaking as I go.
Like Kayla i've been here for like ever too, so a change is something i'm really, and quite heavily, thirsting for.
Do hope you fix it for FF though. I won't touch Chrome. >.>
Come on grab your furs!
We're going to very artsy worlds!
Jake the Server, and Finn the Server.
The art will never end, it's Fur Affinity!
They look awesome!
AMD have been nailed to the wall by Intel for at least the past five years - both in terms of clock-per-clock and Watts-per-MHz. They haven't been seriously competitive since the days of the Athlon64...
Nice servers, and thanks for the update!
Basically SAS is to SCSI as SATA is to PATA or IDE
Last time i've seen that port in use was the PowerMac series of computers, but it's probably just me.
Anyways, to Fender, nice job on the server anyways :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIZbGSXeWWE
Also, HORY SHEET DAT RAM!
Ps. Good server names
As for software, I don't think its changing any time soon.
Y'know. Seeing as how they're better anyway.
slowclap.exe
I'm also waiting for them 300GB 15K SaS drives to fail, since seagate drives are so unpredictable and unreliable. Kingston Value ram also, har har.
FA's code is not bloated; it's rather small, fast and optimized. If site slowdowns are what is making you think like that, then code is not the bottleneck here - the database is. And we've just got two new servers for that.
Yeah, no. That spin-doctor propaganda bull might work for the masses, but don't try and flinging it at me. Read the conversation followed via the following link:
LINKFUCK IN MY BRAIN
We've got site admins admitting that the hardware is a bunch of shit, that the site code is a bunch of utter shit, and that you guys can rarely be trusted with the money the fanbase so blindly flings at you. I will even quote the following:
I know the code is a problem
Yes, I agree that we could have/should have spent the money differently 5 years ago
Well, shit. Right from the dragon's mouth. The code's a piece of shit and you wasted donation money after being told what to buy by people who know better.
Now, let it not be said that I'm ungrateful. You guys provide a free service for a lot of people and I'm thankful for that - but that doesn't mean you're beyond reproach, not by a long shot. You're responsible for constantly upgrading and improving the site, and for providing users with a fresh, convenient experience they can come back to again and again. You don't provide that experience by ignoring the people who know shit about technology and buying shite hardware - wondering why that hardware then summarily fails so rapidly and consequently wasting the donation money that was given - and doing the bare jack minimal to the website to improve the code. How fucking long - HOW long, I ask, did it take for you code moneys to put the commission tab back in? Or a decent, reliable search function?
We've reached the point now where sticking the same shite code onto a new server configuration will only do so much. Get the sodding code fixed, and don't try spinning mindless taglines at me next time.
And we didn't "waste" donation money per se. We bought fantastic hardware that lasted nearly 5 years and it /still/ going strong. However, instead of two high end systems, we may have gone with two medium range. The other issue is that, at the time, servers cost a hell of a lot more than they did today. The 1TB hard drives we bought then were almost $200 a pop, and spreading that over multiple servers would have been even more costly.
Still, I would do things differently if I could, but given we had a quarter rack, 20A of power we made purchasing choices based on what we had at the time.
Also, the commission tab was re-written from the ground up after some time. The Search has been fairly reliable since 2007, as I recall. I'm not saying things are perfect, but I think you are projecting that things are far worse than they are.
I'm not criticizing you or accusing you of embezzlement or anything but I honestly believe that restructuring the site's programming would be a better investment in the long run.
"I had no clue what we were doing at the time, so we threw this shit together and it held with spit and piano wire. Meanwhile we'll pat ourselves on the back for the site actually running, spend the donation money poorly, and do fuck-all to fix those bugs that've been glaring us in the face. Maybe throw a wrench at it from time to time, but yeah. I think things are pretty good until the next time the server shits itself and we need to go beg. Vacation time, anyone?"
You didn't buy 'fantastic' hardware, 'neer. I was there when you were taking the donation drive for the major upgrade, and I recall a lot of people offering you better hardware at a much higher quality and value for money than you were getting. I remember, I saw it. Likewise, does it really take so long to fix those bugs? You know, the security fixes, the functionality upgrades... Christ, even more layout schemes would be a showing of effort?
We've had this conversation, 'neer. I won. Don't throw away the slight respect I gained for you having the balls to admit your mistakes, by frittering it away on some politician's excuse. Get off your arse, get some work done, and if you can't, I can recommend five people that can. Probably to your face.
Get some shit done, you lazy ass fuck.
But no, somehow that's all magically resolved when you plaster the cracks in the wall with George mike-foxtrotting Washington. And you wonder why your community thinks you're such a poor fucking 'leader'.
Dragoneer is not responsible for the technical side of FA and thus can not be considered an official source of accurate information on related questions. Just as I can not be considered an official source of information on rules and policies.
It does not matter what he thinks of my choice of which hardware to buy 5 years ago now, with all that retrospect. It has served FA and every one of its users flawlessly until now; and with some slight refitting it will continue to serve just as well into the future. Just no longer in key positions of the backend architecture.
As for your reply,
You are using the word "code" as a blanket term for anything that is not hardware; when as I'm referring to the actual code itself. There is also:
* a database server(s)
* database layout
* data storage server(s)
* data storage layout
* code architecture
* network infrastructure
The code is, as I've said, small, fast and optimized. It is the legacy of poor choices made when designing the database and the data storage layouts that is causing FA issues at the moment. Something that is far from trivial to fix due to all the information being stored and anomalies in it caused by coding mistakes of the past.
As for your attitude,
We've had this conversation, 'neer. I won.
This is what it is all about. You are not exactly trying to be fair, polite or approachable. Your replies consist of rude and demeaning statements and you're not really looking for a discussion; focusing on trying to be as holier-than-though, dismissive and insulting as possible.
The problem is...
So are the people you are referring to who know shit about technology that we should be listening to.
Because people are going to freak out when they don't get their daily dose of porn, of course, and the staff sure as hell don't seem to have the 'nads to say 'want better service? Suck it up, Reclaimer'. Saying you don't like the attitude of the experts is likewise irrelevant - if a mechanic tells me I shouldn't be on the road until I get a new set of brakes, I'm not going to ignore him and keep whistling on sub-par brakes around just because I didn't like his tone. I'm going to swallow my bile, smile, and say 'alright. Offer me a good deal or I'm going elsewhere with my business'.
Admitting there's an issue is one thing. Doing shit about it is another, and the whole time I've been active within the fur community I've seen precious little to see improvements on what's touted to be the go-to site for any fur. And, you wonder why the staff, the site, and the drama is such a laughing stock?
Alright, alright. I'll give you credit. Running a site this large is a big deal, but swinging from one mismanagement to another like Tarzan on his vines is precisely why I ridiculed you, and will continue to do so until I see valid evidence for more than just throwing precious donator money at an issue as if it's going to hide the cracks. As I've said before, and will say again: upgrading your server components won't hide the issue forever. Eventually, those 'poor choices' won't just be small cracks you can plaster over; they'll be hefty structure-affecting issues with enough weight to shear right through this operation of yours.
I would urge you to hold back your bile and your pride, and deal with the issues at hand rather than flinging money at issues that could be solved without the liberal application of Washies, Benjies and Hammies.
On a server, and for something like FA, the RAM acquired should've been at least 64 ECC ram. Seems like whoever bought the hardware don't fucking know what they're doing.
Though you may be too ignorant to understand.
Thinkpad series here, a laptop I use for AutoCAD work too since the machine has a Quadro built in.
As for "shit hardware", do not forget, we only had $5000 budget to go on and we needed two fully fit servers. Try to build two of them with that money just for an exercise, see if you can do much better.
This is the one of the few times where I actually laughed at it. Good onya!
The $5000 figure spent consisted entirely of donations.
This isn't really a place for you to be flaunting your financial status.
Second, the hardware is current. It's not two years old. I'm not sure what "shit hardware" you're talking about, but we listed everything we bought. Go look it up. It's not "shit hardware released 2 years ago".
If you donated, you'd expect your money to be used in a worthwhile fashion. Example: you wouldn't throw money at new car tyres that'll fall apart fifty miles down the road after the mechanic urged you to get some better-quality ones, and then wonder why you're riding on your rims before you even get home.
FA is pretty much known for ignoring any advice proffered regarding hardware, and charging off blindly into the stores like a kid in a candy store to get the shiny stuff, and then wondering why it's throwing up every five minutes from bad sweets when people said "don't eat them all at once, you'll end up ill". This isn't the first time this has happened, and it won't be the last. FA just likes to clap its hands over its ears and pretend it's not hearing anything.
*cue Cheers theme and tears*
Simon and Marcy should be the next names. Poor Simon and Marcy is all grown up and is the only one to remember the Ice King as Simon.
C'mon grab your furs,
we'll go to very distant forums.
With Jake the Server
and Finn The server,
the uploading will never end,
it's Adventure Time!
*Cwick.*
I mean
You totally COULD lolol
Coincidence or not, you guys really need to show more proof of purchases when you run those kind of things. Even a picture with a date tag is more proof than "Yes, we bought the servers"
Why are you replying in such a hostile manner?
And if emphasis is hostility, then this is a sad place.
And then ask for MORE donations in monetary and physical items, because they lead the site.
If you weren't the tech guy, would that strike you as odd, scammy, and fishy?
Speaking from the point of me as a regular website user.
No, it would not have struck me as odd, scammy or fishy.
Why would I do that? Why would I even take interest in "their" personal life to even know "they" have moved? Why would I assume a hostile stance of "guilty until proven innocent" towards people who have been providing me with a free website I've been using for 6 years, while asking nothing in return?
If the question where my donation money went really bothered me I would have just asked for clarifications.
Most people don't do that and assume instead . A short while later and an unhealthy dose of grapevine and suddenly assumptions are perceived as carefully concealed facts, and the whole thing an act of conspiracy and corruption.
But it doesn't bother me. The way I look at it, if a website that I may use regularly and/or base my side income on asks for donations to continue providing its service - and I somehow feel like chipping in - then it does not matter to me what that money is spent on as long as the promise to keep providing the service is kept. If I'm making money off of it it's within my interests to keep that going and if not - I'd be just as happy to know my 5$ went to buy somebody a beer as much as if it was spent on a server. That is, if I felt like donating.
My small way of saying 'thanks' would be making the donation in the first place. There, it's done. I don't have illusions of having just bough stock, becoming a shareholder or in any other way having obtained power over website owners. They still owe me nothing but their promise I'm hoping they will keep. It would be a shame if they didn't, but either way I won't miss that extra can of beer per year.
A naive viewpoint perhaps, but that's how feel.
When are you going to learn to not to phrase your every post like a complaint?
The forum thread I linked was made in 2008. Back then the forums were closer tied to the mainsite than they are now. The forum was merely a place the information was posted on. It was linked to from Dragoneer's journals, and from the admin message across the entire FA.
Even so, in the end the forums were deemed a less then optimal way to post that kind of information to and at some point in the past at least a year ago a new announcement system was implemented. A system by means of which you are reading this journal right now, and are aware of how the money from the latest donation drive was spent.
So, we have learned our lesson.
A complaint would be YOU GUYS SUCK AT INFORMING US WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HARD MY BUTT HURTS FROM STARING AT FURRY PORN ALL DAY
For example.
And Nega is right, You called me Hostile, but yet are being passive aggressive, even more so aggressive now.
but if they're powerful enough to be dubbed Finn and Jake, then they're really something
'neer is doing what he can as well as fender and all who have contibuted to hosting this site. Give 'em some slack, they'll tighten the rope eventually especially since this community can pull together and make certain 'impossible' thing possible.
just, what i'm saying is give them support, they know what has to be done and the only way it can be done is by giving them any kind of help they ask for. Cause if you got their back, they got yours.
Administration on this site is pretty much infamous for not caring about opinion of the userbase. Why to care about somebody who doesn't even care about us?
The only reason people think they don't care is because everyone thinks of it negatively and gives them shit for it, they do whtat they can whit what they have, with what they have they have problems just like ordinary people do. It's not everything is going to be 'perfect.'
"You wasted the money you raised by buying over-powered hardware that you don't need, to do the wrong things, and solve the wrong problems. Last I heard, you raised over $16k. You've since blown it on two completely inappropriate servers. Good god, for $16k you should be able to run the site for months. But instead of being efficient, you once again take the wasteful route. You took advantage of this situation to buy the biggest shiniest toys you could find.
Just like the numerous past server failures and scalability issues, you will have problems again. And again you will wail and gnash your teeth and hide behind the sad excuse of "hardware failure". This is, what, the 6th time FA has had an extended outage due to server issues? Once is understandable. Twice a fluke. But it's quite obvious that despite running in to the same issues over and over, you never learn. Good god man, hardware failure hasn't been a valid excuse for site failure since 1994. Thankfully for you, the community has an extremely short memory."
The "funny" thing? The situation didn't change at all. There is still a "hardware failure" every few weeks, and there is still a huge amount of money wasted on unnecessary servers instead of improving the work of the older ones. What more can I say?
They refuse to even try and understand why things are the way they are and act completely dismissive of the explanations. Their way is the only way, and their way implies full control.
It it unreasonable to expect a project with an established ecosystem and a team of people behind it to accept
an overlorda person with that kind of attitude.Some other things, TL;DR:
* Encyclopedia Dramatica is not a source of correct, unbiased or even factual information.
* parting messages from people leaving over disagreements aren't either.
* blueroo was a systems administrator, not a web designer.
* FA doesn't have hardware issues "every few weeks".
Last I heard, you raised over $16k. You've since blown it on two completely inappropriate servers. Good god, for $16k you should be able to run the site for months.
The purchase of two completely inapropriate servers has allowed us to run the site successfully for 5 years without any hardware issues at all.
The issues we previously used to have were due to the fact that we did not have server grade hardware to work with.
Maybe we just got lucky.
I don't see a problem with them asking for help with this stuff cause it is expensive, but It's usually extremely unecessary.
The way i see it is that there are downs in these types of situations and even if the 'down' is long and taxing there is bound to be an up somewhere along the tway.
It's not that it's impossible, it's just that some people are too lazy to get shit other than the easy hardware done. Instead of bailing money out to purchase a complete overhaul. Oh yeah, of course, it needed to be done, but 64 gigs of ram? Good lord, for a webserver? I can almost understand it for a database server, but 64 for each? FA peaks at about 12k people every day, therefore, at most, 12 thousand people will be on at one time. The average page on FA is around a megabyte. With the webserver, It's also processing comments/submissions and sending them to the database/saving them. Maybe a total of 13-18 gigs with the OS running (and if it's a bare Linux installation, then probably on the lower end of that range). You could easily get by with 32 with plenty of room to spare.
But I digress. The real kicker is this:
http://i.imgur.com/9yaxHzI.png
Oh wait. I forgot. There was one, they got the commissions tab working!
There's virtually no time being put into software, the part of the server that need's it the most. I'd bet money that if the code was optimized, the would find they wouldn't need half the processing power they are putting into the server. Hardware failure is something that's inevitable, but less wear on the server is less wear, and if someone tries to say that it doesn't make a difference, they don't know what they are talking about.
Some day, maybe we can have it where we don't have to have these emergency donations, and use money that's been saved for time to have hardware fixed. We can have features that other modern sites have. Maybe even an API that allows android apps and other useful tools to be made for this site.
It's fun to dream.
But, dood. The code IS optimised! Yak says so, so it MUST be true!
Besides, optimized code, doesn't do this:
http://habnab.it/fa/3w/cdn.png
http://habnab.it/fa/3w/response-clipped.png
Now update the UI, Valve-- I mean, FA.
"OMG! FA SUUUCKS! YOU'RE DOIN IT WRONG!"
"OMG DRAGONEER/YAK YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT EAT A BAG OF DICKS"
"OMG I R IT GUY. I KNOW HOW TO COMPUTER"
"OMG YOU GUISE!! LET'S ALL BE NICE TO THE ADMINS!"
"IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?"
"IMMA CALL YOU CHILDISH WHILE ALSO THROWING DISGUSTING INSULTS WHICH MAKE ME SEEM JUST AS CHILDISH"
"OMG FIX YOUR CODE!!"
"OBLIGATORY SEX COMMENT"
Oh you guys~
Mildly horrifying, perhaps.
Good news though~ You avoided my randomness by avoiding calling someone childish, then proceeding to act even more so.
SO THERE.
I wish FA had an edit comment button...so I can fix it to add your ridiculousness...But that'd make too much sense.
Bazinga
AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION! WHOOOO! THAT MEANS I CAN GET SO MAD, MY DICK WILL BE HARD AS ROCKS.
U IZ GENIUS
Dragoneer mentioned something way up in the thread about FA being slow during peak usage, which makes perfect sense. I'm slow when several people make demands, too.
Since I don't cum here only for porn -- ok, ima guy, that's a big part -- when is peak usage? Say, using Zulu timezone ... I'm willing to help loadbalance by popping up off-peak. Maybe MGET a bunch of nice fox-in-bondage pics at, oh 0300 in PA USA...
To my best knowledge it is UTC + 00:00
So based on your statement of time in PA, USA, it would be + 4 hours.
At time of writing its 2:47pm EDT in Pennsylvania, USA, so add 4 hours and thats the UTC time zone (Your Zulu Time Zone)
as for what classifies as peak time, I would think between 6pm and 2am EDT (Although I could be wrong)
Enigma: giggle, that wasn't what I was thinking... I was busy with my collar and chains. Re wet, my pervy mind remembers being rented.
Because RAID0 is for gamblers.
I am proud of myself for understanding this.
all it said was words and things not relating to adventure time :C
Sometimes, furries, sometimes.
This is awesome news.
I think you mean hexacore
http://ark.intel.com/products/64594.....-GTs-Intel-QPI
it was the only Xeon processor with the number 2620 in the name
but YAY more room for fur art!
haha yes^^!!!
http://help.furaffinity.net/article.....verything.html "Switchthulu - Switch Cisco Catalyst 3560"