Just some stuff from one of my raids on WOW


Murderlust: I don't know what my dad put in this pizza but it's giving me terrible heartburn

Elordril: at least it's not diareah

Homicide: it just hasn't gone through her system yet El

Elordril: it burns twice

Murderlust: isn't that like but sex?

Oddity: maybe some lube will help

Murderlust: lube NEVER helps, the only thing that helps is a small penis

Homicide: oh, asians and jews

Elordril: FUCK YOU

Oddity: I like how when you make fun of any race El gets offended

Robadin: I'm part jewish

Dawntreader: does that mean it's half small?

Robadin: yes it's half small -_-

Oddity: oh it's a baby penis?

Kirrax: how do you know what a babies penis looks like?

Dawntreader: it's because he HAS a baby penis

Elordril: oh, I thought it was because he was a pediphile

Kirrax: he does have a baby penis, he keeps it in his nightstand