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The Good, the Painful, and the Moderately Insane. Wtf. o.o
17 years ago
WARNING: Epic failure ahead.
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The Good: Okay, so, while my friends and I were at the mall yesterday, we went to see Get Smart in the GT Theater.
Needless to say, that movie was ftw, and we all enjoyed it a lot.
The Painful: Myself and another friend has to go to the bathroom, and our other friend followed while the boy stayed outside the place. "Let's play spies!" We thought with glee. I unlocked the door of the stall I was in, the handicap one because the others were tiny and made me claustrophobic, and peeked out a few times. The third friend went to kick the door, though was unaware of my face being behind it.
WHAP!
I was hit! The edge of the door smashed into my poor face, leaving a long red line down the side of my nose and forehead, and busting my lip. Although, in awe and joy, I am pleased to inform you that my plastic dork glasses survived the impact without so much as a scratch! My lip bled and swelled and bruised later in the day.
The Moderately Insane: This provided myself and the crew with some fresh jokes: "Hey, look, a box of kittens! Time to punch Puppy in the face!" "Hey, look, we're in Spencer's! Time to punch Puppy in the face!" "Hey, look, it's Friday! Time to punch Puppy in the face!" And et cetera.
Through it all, I gained the amusement of the crew and a new Sweeney Toddesque bandana.
Needless to say, that movie was ftw, and we all enjoyed it a lot.
The Painful: Myself and another friend has to go to the bathroom, and our other friend followed while the boy stayed outside the place. "Let's play spies!" We thought with glee. I unlocked the door of the stall I was in, the handicap one because the others were tiny and made me claustrophobic, and peeked out a few times. The third friend went to kick the door, though was unaware of my face being behind it.
WHAP!
I was hit! The edge of the door smashed into my poor face, leaving a long red line down the side of my nose and forehead, and busting my lip. Although, in awe and joy, I am pleased to inform you that my plastic dork glasses survived the impact without so much as a scratch! My lip bled and swelled and bruised later in the day.
The Moderately Insane: This provided myself and the crew with some fresh jokes: "Hey, look, a box of kittens! Time to punch Puppy in the face!" "Hey, look, we're in Spencer's! Time to punch Puppy in the face!" "Hey, look, it's Friday! Time to punch Puppy in the face!" And et cetera.
Through it all, I gained the amusement of the crew and a new Sweeney Toddesque bandana.
