Ha. I am clever.

Anyway, a few years ago, I came accross this idea in a forum somewhere that this guy would write guitar parts, without the guitar in front of him, mind you, parts that he knew he could not play. Then, he would wait for a few days to a week or so, until the riff was out of his mind, then sit down with his guitar and force himself to play it until he could do it without messing up.

While that is a good idea, it leaves me with the question of WHY AM I DOING THAT WITH THE SONG I'M PLANNING ON BEING MY NEXT EPIC?!

The last two minutes of this thing that I've been working on have been written in this fashion, and playing these parts actually HURTS because I decided to write all of these crazy bits that don't actually sound like they're that hard to play until you actually go to play them!

Whyyy?!