if you could choose between having sex with a dragon, werewolf, or oxen which would you choose? (and I mean anthros not ferals xD)

Werewolves. Of the three, I've been told that they're the classy ones who take you out for a dinner and a movie first. :3

definitely would be my choice as well. they are very romantic when they want to be, aside from back breaking hot sex xD

Back breaking sex isn't romantic??

actually it's very romantic. I was saying that besides from the intense sex that usually comes with being with a were, they can do other things that are also quite romantic

Ninjas or pirates? o.o

Tough choice... Ninjas get all the cool assassination toys and have all those kickass acrobatics, but Pirates are known for throwing better parties with better beer and better wenches.

I guess I'd be a ninja who infiltrates pirate parties? :P

Yea or a mix of both to be an epic race! The Ninjirate! :O So they drink shit loads of rhum before kicking mean guys' butts! >w<

Drunken ninjas, you say? http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/dr.....d4_3253997.jpg

Rofl XD Ok another question. Balls or boobs?

I'm partial to both, but NEVER ON THE SAME BODY D:

Good point XD Oh a last one....if you saw Kimahri live in front of you....first thing you'd do?

Check my drink to make sure it wasn't laced with anything, and, upon that, question my luck no further.

Lol i would've imagined something like *bend over and raises my tail* XDD

Favorite ways for people to abuse your ears? :B

Also got a favorite place to makeout? ~

My favorite form of ear-abuse involves the use of one's mouth. And NOT for loud noises. For tongue. ;)

As for that second one, are we talking a global location, or a location on my body? If the former, then my couch is as good a place as any. :P If the latter, then my mouth treats your nipples like classy ladies. :3

Your general response when a big hunk has you pinned against a wall?

or better yet when one is pressing up behind you in public? :B

If a big hunk has me pinned against a wall, and he means to keep me good and pinned, I think any response of mine is irrelevant. ^^;

In public? It would just be to ask him to at least leave my pants on 'till we get to someplace more secluded. xD

No one ever does mine :P SO I'm skipping this week and just participating in a few others how long ago did you start drawing? And if you were stuck in a room with three FF characters who would they be? :)

Started drawing when I was four. At the time, all I did where these scribbles, and my mother, being one of those positive-reinforcement type mothers who would praise me no matter what I did or how bad it sucked, would tell me how awesome my scribbles looked and how talented I must be. Somehow, that praise stuck with me, and I've been drawing ever since. :P

And, as for the FF characters I would hang out with, I think my first choice should be bleeding obvious for anyone that remotely knows me. xD Second and third choices? Balthier from FFXII (Dude's a smooth-tongued bastard) and Ultros. (Because of the wonderfully bad comedy, NOT the tentacles!! >:V )

what influenced your character's design? (he's very cute and comical)

Thanks! And... myself, quite honestly. ^^; Bioxz is pretty well just how I imagine my RL self would look if he were lion-ized and cartoon-ized. Specific details about how I draw lions have been influenced by bits and pieces I've picked up from various artists and art-styles over the years, but his core design is pretty much me. :P

... okay, I DO slightly exaggerate musculature sometimes, though. xD

haha ^^, yes I can see him in yourself, especially in that cut-out mouth photo thing you did once.

and we all exaggerate some things about our characters xD

Where do you find all of these comical ideas? It just sprout out of your head spontaneously or through sheer inspiration or funny thoughts?

A lot of them are inspired by things that have actually happened to me, or weird conversations that I've had. I exaggerate slightly for comic effect, in most cases, though. :P On rare occasions, they come from out of nowhere random thoughts I have, however. Like, say, I've never really fallen from the sky and the impact of my landing didn't really cause a massive explosion. x3

LOL! I loved it when true life stories of jokes turned out into a great comic strip. Dunno about you but I really do love what your humour has done. It's just... funny! Real life funnies into a comic. The added effect of exaggeration makes it wonderful.

I wanted to dwell into the more personal secret stuff but felt that it wouldn't be appropriate. Now go make this a funny. :D

Thanks, man! It really, really warms my heart and soul to hear that. =^_^=

And eh, no worries about that last part, the whole point of this was to ask any old thing that came to mind. If ever someone asks me something that I'm uncomfortable answering, I'll politely let them know, but otherwise, you can go ahead and operate like this is an open forum. :P

Balthier's damage on FF12 sucks, even though he is sophisticated. But i love his tidal waves.

Skinny, chubby or muscled?

I wouldn't say no to any of the above, buuuut I have to admit I have a very slight leaning towards the bigger ones, be they muscled or chubs. :P

\o/

If you could get youy on cereal, what would it taste like, look like, who's be the mascot, what would you put in the box cover and what would be the catchphrase?

"Hey, look, fellas! There's Bioxz! Quick, let's fool him and steal his delicious fruity cereal!"

*Shortly afterwards, the sounds of screaming, blood spattering off in the distance, and angry lion roars are heard off camera*

*Camera then shifts to Bioxz, eating his cereal while covered in red, and with dismembered body parts all over the place*

"POST FRUITY BIOXZES, PART OF THIS COMPLETE BREAKFAST. BUY YOUR OWN DAMN BOX!!"

You had me at sound of screamin, blood splattering and angry roars! I WANT TO BUY ONE!

Do you accept chimera hugs?

I... guess? What does a Chimera hug entail, and how is it different from your standard-issue hug?? :O

You get more limbs per square foot! *wiggles spider legs*

Also, you might end up with some sort of rash. That's just the venom taking effect. <3

I'll accept, provided you're not offended by my choice of attire.

*Dons hazmat suit* :3

So, you run into the hunk of your dreams as he's on the way to the airport to catch a flight that he just can't miss. He wants to have a quickie with you but your options for nearby locals are very limited. Do you choose (A) the mortuary, (B) the butcher shop freezer or © the very big cardboard box right next to the insanely busy interstate?

I'm torn between B and C. On the one hand, the butcher's shop has handy meats readily available for post-sex snackings, and the busy traffic right next to the cardboard box would drown out our screams of passion and allay suspicion.

I woulda suggested a "D" option in the airport bathroom, but alas, I think airport security has been keeping a closer eye on those places since a few years ago. xD

And anyway you're not a republican senator.

Thank God. Most of those senatorial pages, frankly, ain't that pretty. :P

No hot mortuary sex for you huh? Understandable. The sickly sweet smell of dying flowers and formaldehyde is a mood killer for some people. Plus if you ever get caught having sex near dead people others tend to get the wrong idea.

That being said, I want my casket to have a custom pumper sticker that reads, "If this coffin is rockin' don't come knockin'!"
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I honestly hope that sounded as funny as it does in my head instead of equally creepy.

the strangest place that one could have sex at outside the house!

Uh... in a hockey rink, in the middle of a game?

awesome! *drags you out to the hockey games*

Or there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBbc8wGWQ14

What... oh WOW. xD

I hope my gyrating ass gets that famous someday. :P

*stares.* the heck!?

What's your fave sexual position?

Tough call, as I usually just improvise, and don't actually know the formal names of half the shit I try and pull off. :P

Still, you can rarely can go wrong with "Sexy Spoons" for me.

When designing your character, did you at any point consider another species for him?

Not really, no. He was always something feline-ish, and the colouring just kinda made him look enough like a lion that I ultimately went with it. ^^;

Though, fun fact... before I got into the whole furry thing, some friends and I were coming up with some fantasy avatars for a game we were thinking of doing. My choice was a Blob/Slime. xD

Nutella with ice cream or bacon with cheese?

HOLY SHIT, WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?!?!

*When you turn back around, both choices have disappeared, with a a guilty looking lion licking his lips*

Heeey! You could only choose one!

Well you may need to choose again...

Why a lion and nothing else?

It kinda just... happened. ^^; I started off with a generic feline icon, not expecting that I was going to get that heavily invested in the furry community, and before you knew it, it kinda stuck, and most people thought it was a lion... so that's what I went with. :P

Good! But still, why a feline and nothing else?

Well, I once toyed with a malamute character, but he sorta got phased out over time... I dunno, just never felt the particular need for any other characters, at least not yet...

That's fine.

If you're a feline why be anything else :3

Will we see more adventures of Kimahri and Duma and Arcadin?

That's up to them!

Hello. I am a weasel and I am new here. I was just wondering... what are this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4sXjJJjcWQ

That are my electronics. Do not pee on the wires.

That are my frozen meats. They are not yet fit for consumption.

That are my socks drawer. You may not enter without written permission.

That are my my neighbors. They are dicks.

PITS

Freshly wet from exercise or left marinated in the funk for a while?
Deodorant left for a few days, or washed clean and then left to funkify?
Shaved or bushy?

In odour... I mean, order... :P

1: I'd say fresh from the gym, though depends on how long this "marinating" you refer to would last for. Stuff that's been left rank for days.... eh, a COMPLETE lack of hygene isn't exactly a turn on for me. :P

2: Washed clean and left natural. Deoderants don't really leave a great flavour. XD

3: BUSHY, BUSHY, BUSHY, BUSHY.

Since smaller kitties often wear bells, where would you wear yours? Tail? Neck?

Inside my pants.

"Where the hell is that noise coming from??"

So it literally has bells on? o.O