I dreamt that I was walking up some kind of mountain and entered a cave where there was some kind of large looking reptile that was blue-scaled and speckled yellow a bit, telling me that I was doing alright. They apparenty failed at sealing me somewhat. Then apparently after I get out of the mountain I’m now a scalie and am in some kind of anthro gym class and we have to do this weird obstacle course over a pool constantly. It makes no sense even - like why do I have to bounce really high off of something?

Though there are also humans in this strange gym thing too and there’s this kid who is posing as the angry german kid and making everybody else laugh. He drops some rubber thing in the drinking fountain before everybody starts laughing again. Then I get told to go onto some kind of obstacle course and hold out all these weird handles that are connected by wires or something like those bowflex things. And for some stupid reason tehre is barbed wire.

Then I’m in a place where we’re filming a movie where some kind of super-hero alien or whatever appears to the kids and helps them out but is so completely foreign. They’re playing Magic, the girl character glares at them and wishes she never gave them that card. Then suddenly the weird character of the group sings the lion king theme, the girl takes otu a lighter and walks off-screen (“Off-screen”) and the weird kid goes “Agggggh!” as she pretends to hold the lighter to his skin in a display of comedic sociopathy.

then the alien comes and starts doing weird things. We have to get back to the school but there are dogs inside a fence in the way. eVentually a weimeraner sneaks in the fence past the scary dogs, says something, then there is a fake explosion and that ‘clearas the way’. Inside the school now things are going crazy as that alien superhero is wreaking havoc with reality. One of the teachers yells that she’ll call his parents to tell him taht he missed hsi swimming lesson (?) and then yells that he forgot his lunch.

don’t ask me what I ate.