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Ask my ferrets anything!
12 years ago
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Casper (the large lazy albino male) and Molly (the petite cinnamon bimbo) will answer.
I can translate, so go for it!
I can translate, so go for it!
Casper: "Wh...huh? Okay, okay...just...gimme a minute..." *yawns 8 times* *streeeeeeeeeetch*
Molly: "I don't know what's going on, but I want in! Here I come!!" *dooks while bounding towards you* -- *LEAP*
Molly: PLUSHIES!!! Soft! Fuzzy! Mine! And I'm gonna put 'em there, and there, and THERE. And so help me, if you move them I'll give you such a hiss!
Molly: Lemme out of the cage and I'll war dance all over the place! I'll dance sideways off a couch or backwards into a wall! Just lemme out!!
Molly: I will explore ALL the pants -- only the best shall be judged fit to house my toys. The rest will be suitable for the receiving of poop.
Casper is better suited for option 2, but if more treats aren't involved then human flesh shall be sampled before the scurry.
Molly: I thought behind the bookcase.
Casper: Wait, weren't we going to -- (whisper whisper)?
Molly: Oh! R-right! *ahem* We will "find" your keys for a modest donation of peanut butter treats, left in a pile by the cage door. ^.^