So I attempted doing this a week ago drunk and it was a huge mess and I never posted it. So have this one instead.



How do you want to be addressed?
Sporky is always good!

Where will you be?
I'll be at artist's alley at some point over the weekend (I'll have my big green sporkyd00m roadsign again). I'll also be meandering around the con fursuiting and such. If you see a reeaaallly short wild dog shouting obscenities too loudly it is probably me.

Where are you staying?
Westiiiinnn

Who will you be with?
People of the mostly human variety

What is your gender?
I am of the withoutapenis clan

How old are you?
Twentay one

How tall are you?
5'2"

What do you look like?
Tiny. Wavy hurr. Blue eyes. My nose kind of looks like a dorito from the side.

Can I talk to you?
No you must communicate with me purely through interpretive dance.

Can I buy you a drink?
Possibly, but then I may feel obliged to draw you something. AND TRUST ME YOU DO NOT WANT INTOXICATED ME TO DRAW YOU SOMETHING.

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
No and no.

Can I touch you?
Only if it is a crucial part of your interpretive dance communication.

Can I touch your friends?
The questions on these memes always make me wonder about the kind of people who write these things. But to answer the question, probably not. They might hit you. Unless you have reeeaaallly good reason, I.E. interpretive dance communication.

Can I hug you?
If you promise me you have showered within the last 3 days. BUT YOU HAVE TO PINKIE PROMISE OKAY?

Are you nice? Or do you think so (no personal references needed)?
If I were to make a list of people who think I'm nice and those who would have to wildly disagree I'd say it'd be 50/50. But I do my best.

What days will you be attending?
ALL THE DAYS

Will you be suiting?
YUS

Do you do free art?
PROBABLY NOT. UNLESS YOU GET ME FOOD THAT IS NOT POISONED. THEN WE MAY STRIKE A DEAL. BUT THEN AGAIN I GUESS THAT ISN'T REALLY FREE.

Do you do commissions?
YES! I will be doing some variation of traditional badges and sketches at the con. I will also be doing take homes but THEY WILL BE DIGITAL ONLY. I'M NOT MAILING YOU GUYS STUFF, SAVE THE TREES AND POSTAGE.

Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
Only if done in an incredibly entertaining fashion. And you realize that I am in no way affiliated with your shenanigans ya crazy kids.

Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Depending on how dead I am by the point of your invitation. By sunday I'm kind of just a zombie. AND ZOMBIES ARE NO FUN TO HAVE OUT FOR FOOD/FUN/ETC. THEY ARE UNPLEASANT PARTY GUESTS.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If I invite you. But my invitation will be through interpretive dance, so you must also pass the test of understanding that I am even inviting you.

Can I take pictures with you?
If I'm in suit then go for it! If not.....only if there is gratuitous amounts of interpretive dance going on.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
......Be creative.

How can I contact you?
SEND ME A NOTE ON THE FA. OR CARRIER PIGEON. OR INTERPRETIVE DANCE.