How do you want to be addressed?
Adam works just fine.

Where will you be?
I will be everywhere, but I've heard Pittsburgh has some really great food. So I'll probably be there.

Where are you staying?
DoubleTree!...I think...hmm probably should double check that...

Who will you be with?
During the con? Whoever wants to hang out. There's 6,000 people going, I'm sure I can find one.


What is your gender?
Male

How old are you?
20, but if the bartender asks I'm 21

How tall are you?
6'

What do you look like?
Not sure. I got a mean scowl, and I've been known to throw in a silly walk.

Can I talk to you?
If you mind your manners. Not everyone believes what you do. Just remember that.

Can I buy you a drink?
Please do. Drinks make me smile, and smiles aren't a regular thing.


Can I touch you?
You can shake my hand. I can tell everything about a man by his shake. If you hug me, I'm not going to be happy.


Can I hug you?
If you want to swallow your own teeth. But there are plenty of others who want hugs, so leave me alone.

Are you nice? Or do you think so (no personal references needed)?
If I consider you a friend I am. Past that, no.


What days will you be attending?
I'll be there the whole time.

Will you be suiting?
Yes.


Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Yes. I never turn down an opportunity for food runs.


Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Like, to o with me? Or you're like asking me for food? Because I'm not here to be charity...


Can I take pictures with you?
I suppose. Worth asking right?

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "free alcohol"


How can I contact you?
If you're actually my friend, you'll have my number. If not, I'm pretty sure this website still has notes.