what's a megaparton!

According to the reliable sources I just made up, it indicates large quantities of boobage.

I see! You are a reliable source and this will hit the tabloids in a week.

Maybe you should ask  megapatron himself?

Strictly speaking, it is one million times the breast mass of the International Prototype Implants kept on display inside a special depressurized glass case at the Mémorial de Mammaire Mme. Dolly Patron, on the campus of the Bureau International des Poids et Mesures Coquines.

Please don't ask me to explain what a "kilomalden" is.

ah but a kiloMAIDEN goes well with megadeaths <3

i was going to offer an impromptu definition but i think its more fun to watch others speculate ^.^

awww thank you dear *n.n*

That's pretty spectacular! :D