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12 years ago
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I invented a new D&D joke spell. This was basically the only interesting thing to happen to me all week.
Leomund's Stuffy Broom Closet
Evocation [Force]
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: 20 ft.
Effect: Special
Duration: Permanent (See Below)
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
You create a portal to an extra-dimensional space that you and any number of other individuals may enter. They may come and go into the space through the portal at will, but the caster must remain, or the spell will end.
The space consists of a 5ft by 5ft by 9ft wood-panelled closet, partially filled with cleaning implements of all descriptions, and a single satsuma. These cannot be removed from the space - except for the satsuma - but are otherwise fully functional. The temperature is just slightly warmer than the caster would find comfortable, and there never seems to be enough air for everyone. While any number of individuals may enter, the space to accommodate them does not increase.
Due to the odd clutter of the closet, the floor is treated as rough terrain. For the purposes of keeping the portal open, the single satsuma may take the place of the caster, as long as it remains fresh. Researchers
have been trying to puzzle out the reason for this phenomenon for decades, and are unable to duplicate its effect.
Material Component
A glass jar containing a sticky substance, which is shattered on the floor at the casting of the spell.
Leomund's Stuffy Broom Closet
Evocation [Force]
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: 20 ft.
Effect: Special
Duration: Permanent (See Below)
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
You create a portal to an extra-dimensional space that you and any number of other individuals may enter. They may come and go into the space through the portal at will, but the caster must remain, or the spell will end.
The space consists of a 5ft by 5ft by 9ft wood-panelled closet, partially filled with cleaning implements of all descriptions, and a single satsuma. These cannot be removed from the space - except for the satsuma - but are otherwise fully functional. The temperature is just slightly warmer than the caster would find comfortable, and there never seems to be enough air for everyone. While any number of individuals may enter, the space to accommodate them does not increase.
Due to the odd clutter of the closet, the floor is treated as rough terrain. For the purposes of keeping the portal open, the single satsuma may take the place of the caster, as long as it remains fresh. Researchers
have been trying to puzzle out the reason for this phenomenon for decades, and are unable to duplicate its effect.
Material Component
A glass jar containing a sticky substance, which is shattered on the floor at the casting of the spell.
