... your furry porn gets momentarily projected at work. On a giant screen. Inside an international bank. In front of 50 people. This is the kinda stuff that ruins careers, but luckily, iPhoto displayed the porn in a series of thumbnails, so viewers couldn't figure them out before I unplugged my laptop and ran away from the auditorium screaming.

That's the last time I bring my home laptop to work. Lesson learnt.