This is Felix Taylor with Fox Fur News and I'm interviewing Sharpfury today at a location thats greatest ambition is to be a crackhouse I would imagine.

1. Gender?
"Gee Professor Oak I'm pretty sure I'm male, but what don't you just go ahead and take a wild guess on that one?

2. Age?
"Mentally or chronologically? I've been told anywhere from 2 to 32 depending on which question is asked."

3. Hug?
"Death?"

4. Bad habits?
"I don't say please when I ask for something, occasionally I'll forget to wash my hands after using the restroom, oh, and I also tend to dump dead bodies on playgrounds cause the screams are funny."

5. Favorite food?
"Lasagna. Pretty sure I got a healthy appreciation for Italian after watching The Godfur a couple times."

6. Ice Cream flavor?
"Reese's Peanut Butter. How do they make an ice cream out of a delicious choclately and peanut butter snack? It's fucking magic I tell you."

7. What is your species?
"Lion. King of jungle baby."

8. Killed anyone?
"What, ever or lately? Seriously dude, you gotta be more specific on some of these questions. Tore the throat out of some banger on the way over here when he looked at me funny."

9. Hate anyone?
"Does the world count?"

10. Secrets?
"I know plenty."

11. Favorite season?
"Firefly. Best goddamned show I'd ever seen. What? Isn't that what you meant?"

12. Best friends?
"I have many, but my best two are strapped to my chest. This one is 'Stabby' and this one is 'Pokey' and Christ do I ever land in the doghouse when I forget which one is which. Identical twins man, they're tricky."

13. Hobbies?
"High speed racing... through a crowded street with screaming pedestrians and about a dozen cop cars following."

14. Favorite drink?
"Never really was a fan of shots until this dude convinced me to try a Kamikaze. After about 10 of those I decided to live up to the spirit and jumped off the balcony and landed on this dude passing though. Good times, messy, but good."

15. Birthday?
"Hmm. That's the trouble with having so many passports. I forget which one is the real deal. Tell you what, pick a number between 1 and 12. Then we'll just say it's the 20th of that month."

16. Nice or mean?
"I'd like to think I'm nice. I find everyone I deal with a nice, new home. Except feral squirrels. Fucking hate those things, crawling all over my damn trees and roof."

17. What do you think of your creator?
"He got tired of the universe being so dull so he graced it with my presence?"

18. Weakness?
"Shiny objects. I can't fucking resist."

19. How long can you stay underwater?
"As long as it takes to get in and out of the shower."

20. What do you do on a regular basis?
"Wake up. Everything after that is just improv."

21. Do you love someone?
"Me."

22. Does the person love you back?
"He'd fucking better."

23. What do you consider fun in the daytime?
"You know, you really can't appreciate a good explosion at night. Yes it's bright and glowy, but you can't really see the devastation around the blast radius. That's where the screaming usually is."

24. At night?
"Stalking people while breaking and entering. It's possible I played entirely too much Thief while growing up."

25. Do you like to play videogames?
"Yeah, but as of late it's losing its appeal. How fun really is it to simulate blowing up a building and then picking off the survivors when you just did that shit two hours prior?"

26. Are you gay?
"Are you tired of living?"

27. Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days.
"I'd probably be drooling from the full frontal lobotomy to be stuck in a goddamned closet for two days."

28. Place of origin?
"Earth."

29. Large or small family?
"Not sure. If you ever meet them, tell them I said, 'Fuck off.'"

30. Who are your parents?
"See previous question."

31. Do you have a phobia?
"I have a deep and personal fear that I might run out of ways to kill people. That's a real thing right?"

32. Piercing/tattoos?
"Does a scar count? Got this baby while training with this freaky assassin bitch. Let me tell you trying your best doesn't mean fuck all to her."

33. Do you have a pet?
"Yes, but if you think I'm letting you near Mr. Snuffles you can eat a dick."

34. Lucky number?
"7,486,921. That's mine. You get your own lucky number."

35. Favorite color?
"I see red all the time so I guess we'll go with that."

36. Eye color?
"Are you fucking blind? Can't you tell by, oh wait, blindfold. Hazel."

37. Hair color?
"Reddish brown. I'm pretty sure it used to be just brown. No idea when it started going red."

38. Quick! Someone kissed your love! What do you do?
"Pat myself on the back, then punch their lights out."

39. Favorite music?
"Hard rock. Get that blasting loud enough and you can shoot or stab somebody and they won't even notice until the song is over."

40. Where do you want to be right now?
"In a harem with no less than 10 babes. There should also be chocolate."

41. What are you in your love's opinion?
"The center of the universe, which I naturally am."

42. Do you have a work?
"Assassination, bribery, larceny, arson, and thievery. Let's just go with jack-of-all trades."

43. You are alone. What do you do?
"Pull the trigger. Watch people fall over 10 blocks away."

44. Do you like parties?
"Fucking love them man. Whoever came up with the idea of a mosh pit is my personal hero. I've found out though that knives are generally taboo."

45. When you're alone at home, what do you like to do?
"Contemplate the mysteries of life and unravel the grand design of no I'm just fucking with you. Jerk off and drink beer."

46. Someone have drawn you in a porn situation?
"Yeah, I've even autographed a picture of when I was hauling off this heroine chick."

47. Favorite film?
"Kill Bill, although I was disappointed when I stabbed a dude in the gut and he didn't bleed out like a burst dam."

48. Tell something about your otp before finish.
"It was fucking high school man. If you try and tell me you didn't have outrageously tacky pants then I will punch you right in the face."

49. The end, would you share that quiz to someone?
"Sure, why should I be the only one that has to go through this?"

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I'll pass this particular hot potato onto  wolfrider.