So, I just got back from my 8th grade class reunion, who I went to school with from Kindergarten to….um 8th grade. About half the people showed up, most late. We stood around at the school, went to Dicks, then to the beach. Here I learned that everyone of the people who came, except two of them, drank tons of alcohol, and smoked a little pot. A fair number were very vulgar, and did wear a lot of clothing. I wouldn't be surprised if they started banging when they left. But they were pretty chill, had some good talks, and seem alright.

So yeah, typical teenagers. Only thing that got me off guard was the amount of booze, which was much more prevalent than the weed. I thought Washington was all the pot, less on everything else. Maybe there's normally more alcohol at parties, I wouldn't know. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to empty the sand in my shoes.