I'm sure nobody even noticed I was gone. :p
But I figured I'd post an update just in case anybody actually cares!
My tablet cord broke a little under two months ago. the tablet itself is fine, and the pen is fine, it's just... the damn cord. Luckily for me I have a model of bamboo tablet that has a removable cord. A replacement is only $10.

So, soon I'll be able to buy a new one!
That leads to my second update-type-news...
I'm moving! Yaaaay. I'll be moving out of my parents' house and getting an apartment. We'll move into it the first week of July... EXCITING AS SHIT YO