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Who invented this reality thing anyway?
19 years ago
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I'm really cheesed off this time, I was told I need to get a firmer grip on reality. I'll tell you this if I had any firmer a grip on reality I'd choke the living snot out of it!
Let's compare this reality thing for a moment.
In reality I slave at a dead end job for barely enough money to pay my bills, get food, and gas for the car.
In FANTASY, I can fly and teleport, no need for a POS car. There are pizza and cheese cake trees. I can wave my tail and anything I desire magically appears.
In reality I have to take 4 pills a day to keep my body from poisoning itself, 2 pills to keep from killing myself, and one pill to keep the other pills from poisoning me. All the while I have the slow degeneration into the realm of Geritol and Depends.
In FANTASY I'm immortal and healthy all the time. I get killed and fwoomph the body bursts into flames and there is a new me there.
In reality I'm surrounded by ugly skinny skank hoes that I'd need a hazmat suit and 10 foot penis extension to even begin to want to have sex with.
In FANTASY, well I think LARGE BREASTED VIXENS sums it up.
I have a firm grasp and understanding of reality and I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
Now excuse me but I have to wrap my head in tinfoil to protect my brain from the evil reality rays being beamed down from Mars.
Let's compare this reality thing for a moment.
In reality I slave at a dead end job for barely enough money to pay my bills, get food, and gas for the car.
In FANTASY, I can fly and teleport, no need for a POS car. There are pizza and cheese cake trees. I can wave my tail and anything I desire magically appears.
In reality I have to take 4 pills a day to keep my body from poisoning itself, 2 pills to keep from killing myself, and one pill to keep the other pills from poisoning me. All the while I have the slow degeneration into the realm of Geritol and Depends.
In FANTASY I'm immortal and healthy all the time. I get killed and fwoomph the body bursts into flames and there is a new me there.
In reality I'm surrounded by ugly skinny skank hoes that I'd need a hazmat suit and 10 foot penis extension to even begin to want to have sex with.
In FANTASY, well I think LARGE BREASTED VIXENS sums it up.
I have a firm grasp and understanding of reality and I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
Now excuse me but I have to wrap my head in tinfoil to protect my brain from the evil reality rays being beamed down from Mars.
Potzi_Hookman
~potzihookman
Well, dunno if it helps, but all reality really is, is the perception of others' projections. :)
Misty_Crom
~mistycrom
amen to that
Potzi_Hookman
~potzihookman
Well, dunno if it helps, but all reality really is, is the perception of others' projections.
Potzi_Hookman
~potzihookman
Well, dunno if it helps, but all reality really is, is the perception of others' projections. Don't worry about what other people tell you, each reality is different, because we each perceive it differently. :)
Potzi_Hookman
~potzihookman
Damn, sorry about the spamming, post I thought post button wasn't hitting. X_x
Dorian
∞dorian
OP
No problem
