So, I guess Google Answers is just as untrustworthy as Wikipedia. Thanks a lot, people who think tooth infections don't go away on their own!

Thats right, I woke up this... evening, with FAR less pain, disorientation and debilitation than I have for the past few days. That means either I'm dead and hallucinating everything as part of my afterlife or I'm quite alive. So... yeah! For once something goes right in my favor. Sucks that it happened at all, but whatever.