BURN ALL THE BABIES!!!
12 years ago
General
Hush love, here your gown, there's the bed, lanterns down, but I don't want to go to sleep, in all my dreams I drown Its gonna be in the hundreds for the next week. OMFG. When I go outside its gonna be "Squishy, squishy, squishy, squishy" as I walk around with sweaty feet. Yep, not gonna be good for me. And my bazongas are gonna be sweatier than you beliiiiiiieve. Lol.
So far today, I was woken up at 750 with complaints one of my dogs was in the sun, LIES!!! he had a shit load of shade, but I moved him, my dog and gave them a fresh pool of water and cleaned the green mucous from the dogs eyee. Was yelled at by mom who has not done shit today because my dog was barking and she wanted me to check on her. I moved the dog back, water their area and changed both of their waters and then came back in, did the dishes which were piled like OMG.
Then I sat on my badonkadonk because WTF. They leave dont even offr to take me with them. Then they come home and start fucking up the work I was doing. SMDH, Really, you come home and start using a shit load of fucking dishes and mussing up my sink? I almost refilled the drainboard with as many dishes as I've washed since they got home. OH HELL NO!!!
Whenever I got back from Sac, I was washing my dishes after use. I had maybe 1 bowl in the whole mess and a cup but I've been using that cup for two weeks since I returned from SAC. THen my mom takes a damn nap. Yep she takes up the entire fucking couch where I had roosted so I can work on art and she takes a nap.
Then she wakes up and tells ME to check on the dogs, and she grabs a cigarrette stands on the porch and smokes while I MOVE THE DOGS, change their water and wet down their area.
FML, yep I said it F-M-L!!!
To top it off its too hot to fucking cook anything but its not like my mom cooks often. She cooks when she feels like it. Also, my sister LAST NIGHT went to a fucking concert that my mom had to drive her to. WHy is that bad. I'll tell you why. SHe had a friend going to the SAME CONCERT. Why didn't she ride with her friend? Her friend doesnt like my sisters boyfriend and my sister doesnt like her friends boyfriend. Yep, thats the excuse. And now we're watching her mutt while she's at my fathers graduation WHICH I WASNT INVITED TO!!!!!!!!
Another thing, I'm really starting to hate my father. He comes down for my uncles wedding, not even on my birthday which was the day before, but for my uncles wedding. I barely get a "Happy Birthday" before he's gone and doing other shit. Now I know, its my uncles wedding, its his big day blah blah blah blah whatever. I could respect that and I did, but my birthday was ignored. I had to work on setting up my uncles wedding. They had it outside at his inlaws house. So I was put to work, while my sister stayed in the hotel room bullshitting, smoking pot and playing on the fucking computer.
We went out that night for my birthday but we left at midnight... so it wasn't even my birthday anymore, and I got one drink and didn't even get hit on or approached. THat kills a gals moral you know. And then the next day IN A DRESS me a two other women were Setting up the Second half of the wedding tent including the wedding party table and gifts. Did I get so much as a thank you? No! Did I get to take pictures? No! And because MY MOTHER TOLD ME! I along with my mom and sister SERVED THE WEDDING TABLE!!!! Yeah it was a bullshit night.
And what did I get from my birthday? 20bucks, and 2 purses. =.= Thats it. Not even a birthday dinner OR A CAKE!!! I made my mom a fucking BIRTHDAY CAKE!!! was in the kitchen baking it all morning, decorating it and even added in pinapples, but I dont get the same treatment.
Wow pent up anger... >.>. I shuld release it more often.
So far today, I was woken up at 750 with complaints one of my dogs was in the sun, LIES!!! he had a shit load of shade, but I moved him, my dog and gave them a fresh pool of water and cleaned the green mucous from the dogs eyee. Was yelled at by mom who has not done shit today because my dog was barking and she wanted me to check on her. I moved the dog back, water their area and changed both of their waters and then came back in, did the dishes which were piled like OMG.
Then I sat on my badonkadonk because WTF. They leave dont even offr to take me with them. Then they come home and start fucking up the work I was doing. SMDH, Really, you come home and start using a shit load of fucking dishes and mussing up my sink? I almost refilled the drainboard with as many dishes as I've washed since they got home. OH HELL NO!!!
Whenever I got back from Sac, I was washing my dishes after use. I had maybe 1 bowl in the whole mess and a cup but I've been using that cup for two weeks since I returned from SAC. THen my mom takes a damn nap. Yep she takes up the entire fucking couch where I had roosted so I can work on art and she takes a nap.
Then she wakes up and tells ME to check on the dogs, and she grabs a cigarrette stands on the porch and smokes while I MOVE THE DOGS, change their water and wet down their area.
FML, yep I said it F-M-L!!!
To top it off its too hot to fucking cook anything but its not like my mom cooks often. She cooks when she feels like it. Also, my sister LAST NIGHT went to a fucking concert that my mom had to drive her to. WHy is that bad. I'll tell you why. SHe had a friend going to the SAME CONCERT. Why didn't she ride with her friend? Her friend doesnt like my sisters boyfriend and my sister doesnt like her friends boyfriend. Yep, thats the excuse. And now we're watching her mutt while she's at my fathers graduation WHICH I WASNT INVITED TO!!!!!!!!
Another thing, I'm really starting to hate my father. He comes down for my uncles wedding, not even on my birthday which was the day before, but for my uncles wedding. I barely get a "Happy Birthday" before he's gone and doing other shit. Now I know, its my uncles wedding, its his big day blah blah blah blah whatever. I could respect that and I did, but my birthday was ignored. I had to work on setting up my uncles wedding. They had it outside at his inlaws house. So I was put to work, while my sister stayed in the hotel room bullshitting, smoking pot and playing on the fucking computer.
We went out that night for my birthday but we left at midnight... so it wasn't even my birthday anymore, and I got one drink and didn't even get hit on or approached. THat kills a gals moral you know. And then the next day IN A DRESS me a two other women were Setting up the Second half of the wedding tent including the wedding party table and gifts. Did I get so much as a thank you? No! Did I get to take pictures? No! And because MY MOTHER TOLD ME! I along with my mom and sister SERVED THE WEDDING TABLE!!!! Yeah it was a bullshit night.
And what did I get from my birthday? 20bucks, and 2 purses. =.= Thats it. Not even a birthday dinner OR A CAKE!!! I made my mom a fucking BIRTHDAY CAKE!!! was in the kitchen baking it all morning, decorating it and even added in pinapples, but I dont get the same treatment.
Wow pent up anger... >.>. I shuld release it more often.
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Okay brick hold open her mouth, Mordecai hold her arms down and I'm going to force feed her a salad.
*Mordecai* Dont let her bite you too hard, if she gets a taste for blood we'll all be in trouble.
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