Wanna say hi?
Wanna hang out?
Wanna doodle with me, grab a snack, or dick around in suit with me?

Here are a few tips on how to find me!

-I wear a denim vest pretty much all the time.
On it is an Agnostic Front patch, and a large Squatters right symbol.
Its also adorned with spikes and studs.

-I have big, thick, black, Buddy Holly style glasses.
I actually need these to see, I'm not a hipster fag, yo.

-I wear BIG Doc Martin boots.
Almost knee high.
Good for stompin'

-My hair is cut into the classic female skin head "Chelsea" cut.
Short top. Bangs, sides, and back are longer. But neatly trimmed.
Its dark brown-ish.

-I often dress in a white button up, red suspenders, and pants cuffed just above my boots.

-I will be seen with my husband.
He's about 6 foot 3 inches, 250lbs, and VERY Irish.
Note is red hair, and handle bar stash.
He will likely be in a kilt, boots, and vest as well.
Likely with my bookbag, and water bottle while suiting.

-In suit.
I am a big, white and grey rat.
I have bad hearing to begin with, so alert my handler if you want my attention.
I might also bring along my golden puppy suit, again, can't hear well, alert my handler.

-I respond to:
Arzus (Are-zu-s)
Nameless
OI!

-I smoke a PINK Personal Vaporizer ALL THE TIME.
Like.
Always.

-My purse is a small leather fringe backpack.
On it is a decorated raccoon skull, a deer vertebrata, and several jingly things.


Now that you spotted me, now what?

-Please keep in mind that I don't hug.
Not in suit.
Not out.
If you see me hugging, its because thats a VERY good friend.

-If I am talking to someone, look busy, am coming to or from my hotel in suit, or am eating.
Please leave me be.
I really dislike being interrupted, and need to get to and from my hotel fast so I don't over heat.

-If I'm in the zoo, walking around the con hall, sitting around drawing, or just chilling.
Please come say hello!
If me and my group seem to just be chatting casually, come on over!
Say HI and let us know whats up!
Don't just stand and stare, engage us!

-Keep in mind, I am a snarky bitch!
I make mean jokes, jabs, and slurs.
I'm not mean, I just have a dark sense of humor.
If I offend you, just let me know I've gone to far!
I don't mean to be rude to anyone, I'm just a little abrasiveness!

-I'm happily taken by 2 great dudes.
Though I am in a plural marriage, this does NOT mean I am looking.
I have my partners, so please respect that.

-I RARELY do art on the spot.
If you want to do a trade, let me know, but it will likely get done at home.
I already have things on my plate!





Uhhh.
Thats about it.
I might add more later lol.
Feel free to ask questions!