I did not steal this, nooooo no no no ofc not.


*Where are you staying?
Main Hotel, or in the ditch. Depends on the amount of alcohol from day to day.


*Sharing a room with:
MC and his friend


*What is your gender?
Duuude.. !


*Relationship Status:
Single, because it's so fun!


*How old are you?
Will turn 23yrs at the con!


*How tall are you?
187cm or something, reaching for the skies!

*Which languages do you speak?
Norwegian, English, and drunkspeech


*Where will you be most of the time during the day?
The bar mostly I guess..
I have no idea, really. I'm not much for planing stuff.


*Who will you be with?
Everyone who wanna be with me?
Just hook me up.

*What suit(s) will you have?
I don't have a suit. Maybe "Doggybag" will return one night, we'll see!


*Can I dance with you?
Sure! Insert one beer in paw!


*Can I touch you?
If you're a really hot girl I would most likely say yes
If not, well, no.

*Can I talk to you?
Hell yea! But don't expect clever or smart words back!


*Can I hug you?
Yes you can, but mind the glass! I don't like spilling liquid of dreams..


*Can I take photos of you/with you?
Yes, I think so. But please ask first.


*Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Oh yes! yes! yes!


*Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Alcohol, I have never heard of this stuff....
I don't smoke, but i do Snus<3


*Can I give you lots of money?
Umm, depends on who you are and what we do...... but I like money.

*Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs yes.
Snuggle, maybe if you're a female.


*Can we hang out?
Yes we can! Just hook me up, if I'm not busy! :3


*Are you nice?
I belive I am, yes! Ask my friends, but they will most likely lie.


*Other cons you may go to?
I have no idea, What ever i got time and money for.


*Attending any events?
Don't think so..


*How can I find you at the con?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9605051/
If you see that, most likely me.
Or just a sexy dude with a dark brown tail. Either in the lobby or the bar.


*Can we go out for a dinner?
Yea, you buying?


*Are you buying art?
Yes, most likely.


*What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Ummm.. difficult question. Alcohol level maybe? jk
I might be shy sometimes, or not knowing what to talk about.

*What is the best way to contact you?
Open your mouth, and use words like "Hey, Bonzu, Doggy, Stupid, Sexy"
Or just poke me.


*May I kidnap you to my room?
hah, for a drink yes.
For something else, refer to question 12.


*Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
I'm bad with names, but good with moments. If we have an awesome talk, hangout or just do something plain funny or stupid,
I will most likely remember your name! That's how it works really.


*I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Hah, yes. But i am honest, and you might not like the answer.

See you all there!