So I've been working as an unloader for Wal-Mart this summer, The job is alright and pays well, but I swear to god my co-workers have got to be the most ignorant collection of southern stereotypes this side of TLC. I really need to invest in an MP3 player or something, anything to drown out the things that pass for a conversation around here. Here are some highlights.

"It's a good thing Whores like Chocolate milk!"

"Tru Blood is so better than any other vampire film!"

a 3 hour debate about who would win in a fight Bruce Lee or Kungfu Panda

"Hey I so tweeted one of the actors from Tru Blood what you said, and he sooo doesn't like you now."

"I don't care if it is a baby if he's gay I'm gonna punch my son In the face"

"Psh of course you can own wolves, not like its illegal or something."

*"Hey Jude" starts playing* "man this shit is stupid" *changes station to "Gold Digger"*

"Call of Duty is the only game series worth playing"

"Animated movies aren't real movies."

"How come Wolverine has never teamed up with Batman?"

Probably one of the most depressing things I've heard was my Boss was bragging about his 1.0 GPA after his first semester of college.

*Edit* oh wait I can top that. Today I had to help a manager spell the word "schedule"