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Controversial meme
17 years ago
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Because I'm a tool.
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
I suppose.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized, and become a strung-out, whithered hust of a man/woman you are now?
Are you a faggot? If so, no.
Oh look, you're a faggot.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
If abortion wasn't the complete murder and dessication of a baby and the morals of the entire human race, I might think aout supporting it.
Bitch.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Only if it were Sarah Palin.
Fuck I fucking hate Sarah Palin so much.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Does it involve murder?
Yes?
Then fuck you.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes, because then people would stop smoking so fucking much. They only do it because it's illegal and they want to feel like they're ROW ROW FIGHTIN THE POWAH.
The real potheads would get even cooler though.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I think sex is something you share with one special person, and only one, because it means giving yourself to them in whole. Marriage is... a title, a useless little title.
[08] Do you believe in God?
I... no?
And yes.
Fuck you, my head hurts.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the law that DIDN'T have to do with the bible that said "Gays can't marry" until the bible-toting fags came into play. If there was a separation of religion and law like it should be, gays would already have that right.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
It shouldn't be illegal. Those spics are literally moving back across the border, because US economy is so bad right now.
Good job, Bush, you big faggot, your plan is working for all the wrong reasons.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Yes. Just yes.
Unless she puts it up for adoption.
If her family is in the right financial and loving state to care for it, they should.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Should there be an age limit?
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It was just a big vendetta in the first place, can we get our guys out of there already? Seriously, now that we've jumped in and shot everybody, if we pull out now they'll come over here and shoot us.
I don't know what we should do, nobody does...
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Assisted suicide is murder.
It involves killing somebody, whether they want to be dead or not.
If it really is assisted suicide, I suppose it should be legal, but for fuck's sake, are you really going to make money off of it?
That should be illegal.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
No.
I believe in slapping, back-handing, and ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKING TO THEM WHEN THEY GET TO AN AGE OF UNDERSTANDING.
IT's not that hard to figure out that younger kids can't understand conplicated ideas like right or wrong, so you beat them when they do wrong.
When they finally start questioning your rules legitimately, explain and reason with them.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
It's a piece of cloth.
I'd burn it for warmth, for expression, for... any amount of money.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama's just another nigger asking for change.
No seriously, Obama FTW.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I'm afraid that people might get upset?
We can't have that on the internet, OH NO!
No, fuck them, if they don't like me they shouldn't watch me.
[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??
OH FUCK YEAH I'M HITTING THE B BUTTON LIKE A MUG
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
I suppose.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized, and become a strung-out, whithered hust of a man/woman you are now?
Are you a faggot? If so, no.
Oh look, you're a faggot.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
If abortion wasn't the complete murder and dessication of a baby and the morals of the entire human race, I might think aout supporting it.
Bitch.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Only if it were Sarah Palin.
Fuck I fucking hate Sarah Palin so much.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Does it involve murder?
Yes?
Then fuck you.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes, because then people would stop smoking so fucking much. They only do it because it's illegal and they want to feel like they're ROW ROW FIGHTIN THE POWAH.
The real potheads would get even cooler though.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I think sex is something you share with one special person, and only one, because it means giving yourself to them in whole. Marriage is... a title, a useless little title.
[08] Do you believe in God?
I... no?
And yes.
Fuck you, my head hurts.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the law that DIDN'T have to do with the bible that said "Gays can't marry" until the bible-toting fags came into play. If there was a separation of religion and law like it should be, gays would already have that right.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
It shouldn't be illegal. Those spics are literally moving back across the border, because US economy is so bad right now.
Good job, Bush, you big faggot, your plan is working for all the wrong reasons.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Yes. Just yes.
Unless she puts it up for adoption.
If her family is in the right financial and loving state to care for it, they should.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Should there be an age limit?
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It was just a big vendetta in the first place, can we get our guys out of there already? Seriously, now that we've jumped in and shot everybody, if we pull out now they'll come over here and shoot us.
I don't know what we should do, nobody does...
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Assisted suicide is murder.
It involves killing somebody, whether they want to be dead or not.
If it really is assisted suicide, I suppose it should be legal, but for fuck's sake, are you really going to make money off of it?
That should be illegal.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
No.
I believe in slapping, back-handing, and ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKING TO THEM WHEN THEY GET TO AN AGE OF UNDERSTANDING.
IT's not that hard to figure out that younger kids can't understand conplicated ideas like right or wrong, so you beat them when they do wrong.
When they finally start questioning your rules legitimately, explain and reason with them.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
It's a piece of cloth.
I'd burn it for warmth, for expression, for... any amount of money.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama's just another nigger asking for change.
No seriously, Obama FTW.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I'm afraid that people might get upset?
We can't have that on the internet, OH NO!
No, fuck them, if they don't like me they shouldn't watch me.
[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??
OH FUCK YEAH I'M HITTING THE B BUTTON LIKE A MUG
