And I'm a good friend.

I have no fur, no natural shielding.
But I can help you if you're down.

I have no sharp claws to cut with.
But I will always find a way to get you what you need.

I don't have sharp teeth.
But I have a sharp wit.

I may not have a fancy, multi-colored penis.
But I can still make you feel good if you want.

I may not whimper, howl, churr, bark, growl, or hum.
But I still have feelings, damnit, and they can be broken.

And today, they've been broken hard-core. 8:55pm marked the 10th person since I've come out of my shell who labeled me as boring, useless, a boner-killer, and decided to stop talking to me, all because I was a human.

And let me tell you... If the furry population as a whole is trying to push harder for the hyumans to accept your lifestyle, then you need to start beating the TAR out of people who persecute against the humans.

Just... Saying.