Ohh I'm sure once they get a good look at just what kind of male stud you managed to lure in, they may have second thoughts about trying to even harm a single fur on your body, dear. *grins*
You sure as hell weren't kidding... Its rare to see an avian apprreciator, and trust me, many avians will reciprocate that appreciation, me included ;>
But my, oh my, my parents would kill me if they found out I brought a male, avian suitor home. Wouldn't THAT just be a shame?