Well, I doubt this will get any bites, but I figure I may as well give it a shot.

I'm a competent writer, in both poetry and fiction. I'm offering a minor commission opportunity for anyone who wants it: 20 dollars per 1500 words. Can be poetry or fiction. I can write on quite a few topics, clean or smutty, vanilla or fetishy. Don't be shy, I have heard it all, and the worst I'll say is no (and I rarely say no).

Hit me up with a note if you're interested.