I've tweaked the system a little bit (again). From now on the comment section on the actual comic page will just be used to suggest actions and discuss strategies for the next page of Gank. Come Thursday (today) I will post a journal collecting those suggestions into neat, easy-to-select options. Just choose the one you want and leave a comment below. The journal (this journal) is the vote that matters, everything on the comic pages is just to get us to here! Please vote by including the number associated with your choice, as it makes these things easier to tally.
If you need a refresher on what you're voting on, here's Page 1

1) Hide in the midsection of the frigate hull, since the ballasts will fall from its sides (additionally: Scream like sissy children).

2) Abrupt change in course in an attempt to evade the falling ballasts.

3) Act against self-preservation in order to get crew eaten.

4) About-face and attempt to retreat while the frigate crew is caught off-guard.

**EDIT: VOTING OVER! 1 it is!**