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12 years ago
BRED 2
A team of retired agents look for a long-forgotten experimental weapon in Moscow. When the BRED operatives find themselves feeling unexpected urges and experiencing strange changes, they can only take comfort in...each other. Rated S for Sequelitis.
The Urge
In the future, there all crime will be legalized for 12 hours each year. When a young couple lets a stranger into their house with strange abilities, their lives will be changed forever, and they make connections in ways they never could've dreamed. Rated E for Edgy.
Now You Be Me
A team of magicians look for power to help the helpless, and find it in a way they never expected. But that they certainly enjoyed. Rated C for Corruption.
This is My End
During an apocalypse, a group of vapid, dysfunctional actors try to ride out the storm in a shelter. But when what may be the last woman on Earth shows u - wait, wait a second. Isn't this basically the same plot as "The Urge"? People locked in a house, mysterious women with TF abilities shows up? Except in this case, it's dudes instead of a couple. I'm running out of material already? Rated H for Hollywood.
The Girl's End
A group of adult friends try to finish a failed teenage pub crawl, and find their hometown has been taken over by alien dopplegangers, who do their best to...persuade them to submit. Rated A for Aliens.
Pacific Swim
A group of teenagers on a Hawaiian vacation encounter a strange rift that changes them forever. Rated N for No Giant Robots.
Pacific Swim 2: Kaiju Blew
Honestly, I don't have a synopsis, I just wanted to make this joke. Rated P for Pun.
The Meat
Two mismatched female cops are forced to work with each other. And, soon enough, on each other. Rated F for 5-0.
Turbone
I'm sorry, it's a movie about an snail. I've got nothing to work with here. It took me three hours just to come up with the parody title. Rated D for Derivative.
The Smurfs 2
This would require me to voluntarily learn anything at all about The Smurfs 2.
A team of retired agents look for a long-forgotten experimental weapon in Moscow. When the BRED operatives find themselves feeling unexpected urges and experiencing strange changes, they can only take comfort in...each other. Rated S for Sequelitis.
The Urge
In the future, there all crime will be legalized for 12 hours each year. When a young couple lets a stranger into their house with strange abilities, their lives will be changed forever, and they make connections in ways they never could've dreamed. Rated E for Edgy.
Now You Be Me
A team of magicians look for power to help the helpless, and find it in a way they never expected. But that they certainly enjoyed. Rated C for Corruption.
This is My End
During an apocalypse, a group of vapid, dysfunctional actors try to ride out the storm in a shelter. But when what may be the last woman on Earth shows u - wait, wait a second. Isn't this basically the same plot as "The Urge"? People locked in a house, mysterious women with TF abilities shows up? Except in this case, it's dudes instead of a couple. I'm running out of material already? Rated H for Hollywood.
The Girl's End
A group of adult friends try to finish a failed teenage pub crawl, and find their hometown has been taken over by alien dopplegangers, who do their best to...persuade them to submit. Rated A for Aliens.
Pacific Swim
A group of teenagers on a Hawaiian vacation encounter a strange rift that changes them forever. Rated N for No Giant Robots.
Pacific Swim 2: Kaiju Blew
Honestly, I don't have a synopsis, I just wanted to make this joke. Rated P for Pun.
The Meat
Two mismatched female cops are forced to work with each other. And, soon enough, on each other. Rated F for 5-0.
Turbone
I'm sorry, it's a movie about an snail. I've got nothing to work with here. It took me three hours just to come up with the parody title. Rated D for Derivative.
The Smurfs 2
This would require me to voluntarily learn anything at all about The Smurfs 2.
