lakrafarrunner posted this, and it reminded me of Myspace surveys, which made me all nostalgia like.

0. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name? Alex.

1. How tall are you? Like... 5 7 or something?

2. Natural hair color? Not actually entirely sure these days...

3. What about eye color? Poop brown. :D

4. What orientation are you? I guess technically I'm bisexual. But while ladies are sexy, they bitch too much and make for bad partners.

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided? Taken by the  twitch face.

6. What do you do in your spare time? When I'm not colleging, I'm writing, drawing, or more likely, playing video games. Like Heroes of Might and Magic. Or WoW. Or... the sims. :C

7. What's your job? I draw porn and put in applications for real jobs all day.

8. What's one thing you like about yourself? Like my entire brain. My talents, my sense of humor, my smarts, my personality. I am a very confident person.

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself? Well, I could stand to loose about 100 pounds...

10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you? I go off on rants about epidemics. Or literature. Or psychology. Or sociology.

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?) Kinda atheisty. I can write a book onw hat I believe and don't believe and what shades of grey I tolerate.

12. Do you drink? Not very often, and never very much.

13. Do you smoke? I'm poor and also like probably not having cancer.

14. What are your fears? Ending up in poverty for my entire life. Seriously.

15. What are your dreams/goals? Well, I'd like to have a fairly large following of my art. I'd love to pen very successful novels. But I would be content to get a nice paying job, make boyfriend have a nice paying job, and write half novels in Alaska.

16. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present? No. I am 21 years old and have never had a crush. Ever. Sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm.

17. Who's your best bud?  runawaydanish because he smells nice and is a wonderful backup boyfriend.

18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for? Usually pizza. Or powerade.

19. Favorite drink? Blue powerade...

20. Favorite color? Green.

21. If you had any super power, what would it be? I always thought it'd be cool to be able to see the past. Like, anywhere from millions of years ago to miliseconds ago.

22. Favorite movie? It switches around between A Clockwork Orange, Pan's Labyrinth, Donnie Darko, Contagion, and Lord of War.

23. Least favorite food? Sauerkrat. Fuck that stuff. Oh my god. >:C

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! A chicken parm sub from this very specific italian place. Oh my god. <3

25. What do you drive/wish you drove? Vera! (My volkswagen stationwagon, named after a Pink Floyd song. Also after Jayne's gun in Firefly)

26. Most disliked bug? Roaches. >:C

27. Most hated pet peeves? Hated pet peeves? As in pet peeves I think are stupid? Or just my pet peeves? I hate when people use logical fallacies. So much. Or just entirely lack the ability to critically think.

28. Dislike in life? I don't get paid for being awesome. I should. Someone should just pay me like 1,000 a week for being smart and entertaining.

29. Most annoying? Saaame as my pet peeve? I think?

30. Most disliked TV show? Most of them, I guess. I really, really hate South Park, though.