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Nationality Meme (Stolen from Boltpup)
12 years ago
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BRITISH
[X] You drink a lot of tea. (The only drink I consume now...)
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[X] It's football.... Not soccer!
Total = 4/9 Canadians are just brits in disguise anyway~
AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year.
[X] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 5/9 >:3 suck it Boltpup!
ITALIAN
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Eyes are sometimes dark [Hazel])
[X] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total = 8/9
SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3/9
RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You don't get cold easily.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[X] You can speak some Russian.
[1/2] You love listening to techno. Mood, area, "techno" as in generated music is great at raves if done by pro DJs
Total = 6.5/9
POLISH
[X] Your parents let you drink.
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[X] People randomly call you their best friend.
[X] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total = 3/7
IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have/had red hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
Total = 5/9
ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons. (If they are in the pacific they *are* typhoons...)
[] You go to Baulko.
Total = 4/9
GERMAN
[X] You like bread. (Wait! People don't like bread?!)
[X] You think American Chocolate is good. (Ghiradelli~)
[X] You speak some German
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're under 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany
Total = 4/9 Bolt is dumb.
CANADIAN
[] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[X] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
Total = 2/9 (Bolts note: suck it Canada) ;_; Agreed Bolt, agreed.
FRENCH
[X] You like French toast.
[] You love wine.
[X] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[] You have eaten a snail.
[] You like fashion.
[] You have been to France.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 2/9 (For being L'acaiden... I feel like I should have done better on these last two.)
AMERICAN
[] You like fast food.
[] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...
[] You watch way too much TV
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[X] You have a dog
[] You have a cushy job
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died
Total = 1/9 Yay :D
NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[] You love trolls.
[X] You know what lutefisk is. (~Shudders~)
[X] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[X] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total = 3/9
BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[X] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total = 3/9
DUTCH
[X] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[X] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[X] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total = 5/9
ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[X] You dislike reading.
Total = 1/9
RESUME:
British 4/9
Australian 5/9
Italian 8/9
Spanish 3/9
Russian 6.5/9
Polish 3/7
Irish 5/9
Asian 4/9
German 4/9
Canadian 2/9
French 2/9
American 1/9
Norwegian 3/9
Belgian 3/9
Dutch 5/9
Arab 1/9
boltpupBRITISH
[X] You drink a lot of tea. (The only drink I consume now...)
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[X] It's football.... Not soccer!
Total = 4/9 Canadians are just brits in disguise anyway~
AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year.
[X] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 5/9 >:3 suck it Boltpup!
ITALIAN
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Eyes are sometimes dark [Hazel])
[X] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total = 8/9
SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3/9
RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You don't get cold easily.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[X] You can speak some Russian.
[1/2] You love listening to techno. Mood, area, "techno" as in generated music is great at raves if done by pro DJs
Total = 6.5/9
POLISH
[X] Your parents let you drink.
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[X] People randomly call you their best friend.
[X] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total = 3/7
IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have/had red hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
Total = 5/9
ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons. (If they are in the pacific they *are* typhoons...)
[] You go to Baulko.
Total = 4/9
GERMAN
[X] You like bread. (Wait! People don't like bread?!)
[X] You think American Chocolate is good. (Ghiradelli~)
[X] You speak some German
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're under 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany
Total = 4/9 Bolt is dumb.
CANADIAN
[] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[X] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
Total = 2/9 (Bolts note: suck it Canada) ;_; Agreed Bolt, agreed.
FRENCH
[X] You like French toast.
[] You love wine.
[X] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[] You have eaten a snail.
[] You like fashion.
[] You have been to France.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 2/9 (For being L'acaiden... I feel like I should have done better on these last two.)
AMERICAN
[] You like fast food.
[] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...
[] You watch way too much TV
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[X] You have a dog
[] You have a cushy job
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died
Total = 1/9 Yay :D
NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[] You love trolls.
[X] You know what lutefisk is. (~Shudders~)
[X] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[X] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total = 3/9
BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[X] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total = 3/9
DUTCH
[X] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[X] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[X] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total = 5/9
ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[X] You dislike reading.
Total = 1/9
RESUME:
British 4/9
Australian 5/9
Italian 8/9
Spanish 3/9
Russian 6.5/9
Polish 3/7
Irish 5/9
Asian 4/9
German 4/9
Canadian 2/9
French 2/9
American 1/9
Norwegian 3/9
Belgian 3/9
Dutch 5/9
Arab 1/9
