Why not? Stolen from  RondoGator

Hmmm, let's see...:

[] smoked
[X] consumed alcohol
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[X] kissed someone of the same sex
[X] kissed someone of the opposite sex
[X] had someone in your room other than family
[X] watched porn
[X] bought porn
[] tried drugs
TOTAL: 7

[X] taken painkillers
[X] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[X] lied to your parents
[X] lied to a friend
[] snuck out of the house
[X] done something illegal
[X] felt hurt
[X] hurt someone
[X] gotten into a fight
[X] wished someone to die
[X] seen someone die
TOTAL: 17

[X] missed curfew
[X] stayed out all night
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[X] been to a therapist
[X] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[X] dyed your hair
[X] been in an accident
[X] been to a club
[X] been to a bar
TOTAL: 25

[X] been to a wild party
[X] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[X] sniffed anything
[X] wore black nail polish
[X] wore arm bands
[X] wore t-shirts with band names
[X] listened to rap
[X] owned a hardcore metal CD
TOTAL: 33

[X] dressed gothic
[] dressed lolita
[] dressed girly
[X] dressed punk
[X] dressed grunge
[] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[] blacked out
[X] fainted
[X] laughed at someone's pain
[X] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL: 39

[X] had a crush on a friend
[X] been to a concert
[X] dry-humped someone
[X] been called a slut
[X] called someone a slut
[X] installed speakers in your car
[X] broken a mirror
[] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[X] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 47

[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[X] seen an R-rated movie in theater
[] cruised on mail
[X] skipped school
[X] had surgery
[X] had an injury
[X] gone to court
[X] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[] caught something on fire
[] lied about your age
TOTAL: 53

[X] owned/rented an apartment/house
[X] broke the law in the police's presence
[X] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[X] got in trouble with the police
[X] talked to a stranger
[X] hugged a stranger
[X] licked a stranger
[X] been verbally harassed
[X] been physically harassed
TOTAL: 62

[X] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[X] been to a fair
[X] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[] prank-called someone
[] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[X] cheated on a test
GRAND: 68

If You Have Less Than 10...Write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10...Write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 20...Write [I'm bad kid]
If You Have More Than 30...Write [I'm a bad influence]
If You Have More Than 40...Write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have More Than 50...Write [I should be in jail]
If you have More Than 60...Write [I should be shot]
If You Have More Than 70...Write [I should be dead]


Therefore, I should be SHOT.

But they don't include such questions as:

[X] starred in porn(s)
[X] done X-rated photo shoots (not self portraits)
[X] taken a bath in an open washtub at your place of work
[X] pierced your privates
[X] whipped out your (pierced) privates in the middle of a public restaurant
[X] cruised seedy locales
[X] had public sex...
[X] ...with more than 1 other person at the same time

Don't those count?

But, hey, I do have more years on me than most people here so I would hope that I could get into more trouble!