Sex Meme!
12 years ago
Got this from Matt c:
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yesh.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
GET IT WHEN YOU CAN.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All sides.
4. Do you masturbate?
DUH.
5. How often? Lately?
Not recently :D
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No sir!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. c:
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
HELL YEAH.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, no.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Gotta be both. c:
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Lolnope love is fucked :D
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Probably not. c:
13. Would you choose love or money?
MONEY DUH
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
~Biting/teeth grazing
~Light bondage
~Hair pulling
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope c:
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Bedroom
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Abandoned nunnery c:
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Almost.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No D:
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Too young!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope c:
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
NO.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yesssss
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexualllllll
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Almost. :D
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No siree
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Hell yeahhhhhh
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yeah :DD
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No :C
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
NO.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
MAYBE.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Uhno.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Lolnope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Uh.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yussss
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy. ALL THE WAY.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Penetration?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
I have food. Friends are for squares. c:
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yesh.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
GET IT WHEN YOU CAN.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All sides.
4. Do you masturbate?
DUH.
5. How often? Lately?
Not recently :D
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No sir!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. c:
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
HELL YEAH.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, no.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Gotta be both. c:
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Lolnope love is fucked :D
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Probably not. c:
13. Would you choose love or money?
MONEY DUH
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
~Biting/teeth grazing
~Light bondage
~Hair pulling
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope c:
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Bedroom
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Abandoned nunnery c:
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Almost.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No D:
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Too young!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope c:
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
NO.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yesssss
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexualllllll
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Almost. :D
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No siree
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Hell yeahhhhhh
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yeah :DD
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No :C
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
NO.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
MAYBE.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Uhno.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Lolnope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Uh.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yussss
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy. ALL THE WAY.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Penetration?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
I have food. Friends are for squares. c:

Matthew_the_Wolf
~matthewthewolf
-is a square-

Katie.Kannibal
~katie.kannibal
OP
FOOD > ANYTHINGGGRNGLIFGJNETLIHGJMTRNER