Teh Smex memes
12 years ago
Ripped straight from the paws of
Zyro13
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
There are a few yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
A bit of a toughy, anytime is great, but night is probably still my favorite.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side that lets me face the wall on my right side
4. Do you masturbate?
Who doesn't?
5. How often? Lately?
Pfft erry day son.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
That was a long time ago, but yus >//>;
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, but baths are amazing for when I just want to relax
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yessir.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes and yes
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both works for me
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
a few people~
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
The vast majority of them, yes. A few stragglers I still want to get to know more
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Money can't buy you happiness
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Oral (giving and receiving), bondage, and something else I can't think of at the moment
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Once or twice. Brought them back down to earth pretty quickly though
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A forest of all places.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A movie theater
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes, and thank god I was able to run at the time
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
A club once, yeah
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yep
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Refer to 17, yo
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. Wouldn't do it again though. Its nasty
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I wish I still did
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
A few float around here or there both from rl and sl
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Lol no.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Mhm
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes I do, in fact. You are pleasuring someone else and/or they are pleasuring you.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy style~
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Hard to pick from, but when you *censored* with your *censored* on their *censored* *censored* With bungee cords and *censored**censored**censored* and a trained gerbil. That's the best <3
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Many times. Most at a time was 7 ^//^ Good times
40. Who do you think has the guts to do this?
I'll not name names. They'll make themselves known
Zyro131. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
There are a few yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
A bit of a toughy, anytime is great, but night is probably still my favorite.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side that lets me face the wall on my right side
4. Do you masturbate?
Who doesn't?
5. How often? Lately?
Pfft erry day son.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
That was a long time ago, but yus >//>;
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, but baths are amazing for when I just want to relax
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yessir.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes and yes
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both works for me
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
a few people~
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
The vast majority of them, yes. A few stragglers I still want to get to know more
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Money can't buy you happiness
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Oral (giving and receiving), bondage, and something else I can't think of at the moment
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Once or twice. Brought them back down to earth pretty quickly though
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A forest of all places.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A movie theater
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes, and thank god I was able to run at the time
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
A club once, yeah
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yep
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Refer to 17, yo
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. Wouldn't do it again though. Its nasty
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I wish I still did
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
A few float around here or there both from rl and sl
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Lol no.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Mhm
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes I do, in fact. You are pleasuring someone else and/or they are pleasuring you.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy style~
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Hard to pick from, but when you *censored* with your *censored* on their *censored* *censored* With bungee cords and *censored**censored**censored* and a trained gerbil. That's the best <3
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Many times. Most at a time was 7 ^//^ Good times
40. Who do you think has the guts to do this?
I'll not name names. They'll make themselves known
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