(that was a joke)
um i wanted to do this THING i am going to do it

(i stole it from , zoe and i forgot her username)

1. What color are your underwear/panties?
((((sweats nervously))))) they are zebra striped and i look gay

2. Do they have a design?
yeah thats what i just SAID

3. Girls, what color is your bra?
im not a girl and im still wearing a bra
but its purple

4. Is there a design?
yeah some weird flowers and shit and some weird ass stuff

5. What color are your socks?
i am barefoot, i am truly living the xtreme thug life

6. Is there a design on them?
n

7. Are you a virgin?
yeha

8. Happy that way?
i have finally come to terms with myself that i cant frick gendo ikari so

9. What is your favorite sex position?
sweats very nervously i have never had sex ??? ?? ? but i (sweats even MORE nervously) really like the ide a of sitting in someones laP (skATE BOARDS away)

10. What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I DONT KNOW I . I like girls romantically and . i like . i like gendo ikari

11. Do you look at hentai?
sometimes on th E inter net ™

12. Real porn?
HE*ck no GROSS

13. Do you read smutty/porn stories?
raises eyebrows fast, i once had smut written for me about ramiel,

14. Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
i like to read hannigram and kockspork and destiel sometimes so yE haw

15. Who was your first kiss with?
idk what exactly you mean by first kiss ??? i've kissed my MOM and my DAD and my cat and probably some other family too but once i did kiss one of my friends but it was just a peck on the lips so idk if you'd like really consider that a first kiss or not???????? i mean i have no idea how to make out

16. Are they of the opposite sex?
well im agender so

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
yeah i kissed m y MOM and my FRIEND

18. Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
gendo ikari

19. Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
nope

20. If so, where?
if two hagakures were on the moon and one killed the other w/ a rock would that be fucked up or what

21. Do you have any tattoos?
no

22. If so, where?
no

23. Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
h*ck no

24. Ever done any illegal drugs?
haha yeah i do 420 all the time (just kidding)

25. If so, which ones?
420 marijuana blaze it (i am not ready for the thug lyfe i do not do drugs stay safe)

26. Have you ever cheated on someone?
ive never even had a girl or boy friend or whatever friend WTF DOES SOMEONE CALL ME WHEN THEY DATE ME THOUGH AM I LIKE ??? IM AGENDER WHAT DO YOU CALL ME

27. Ever been cheated on?
LIKE 90% OF THESE QUESTIONS ARE NO

28. Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
No

29. Do you own any sex toys?
ah yes, my 38 inch long dildo (no)

30. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
eww gross bye

31. Have you ever masturbated?
yeah but !!!! NEVER put things up your vagina it sucks vaginas suck its like , dangan ronpa execution terrible

32. Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
ONCE I DID W/ MY PHONE AND DIDNT SAVE IT I JUST DELETED IT BC I WAS LIKE "yeah. look at that. a body. i feel so good about myself"

33. Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
i have never seen a NUDE i do not want to see a nude i really am not attracted to naked bodies and just cuddling fully clothed turns me on while naked-ness is like , no, why,

34. Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
what the HECK is a patch and i am 15 years old i cant even leave the house without panicking where the fuck would i get birth control

35. Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
dont ask me about my weeb stage,

36. Do you swear in front of your parents?
i would be grounded for 7 YEARS

37. Do they care?
YES

38. Are you uncomfortable yet?
not really?

39. Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
yehaw