Hello, there, one and all! This is Ricardo Santaguadalupe with RXN news network! Mark suffered a horrible death at the hands of our last interviewee-who-shall-not-be-named! We go now to Reizer Correspondent, Sandy Beeswax.
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Thanks, Ricardo. And, actually, my name is Suzie Gestennelwhichzen.
Now, then. RXN news has once again risked life and limb to track down the famous Kris Reizer and bribe him with gaudy furnishings to grace us with an interview. I have to ask, Mr. Reizer. Just why was it that you came all the way out here to Russia?

Well, Madame Butterfly,

Beeswa- I mean Gestennelwhichzen!

Righto, Alice. I'm here to plan the invasion of America, beginning with Sarah Palin's home, for it is clearly the first logical target.

I see. Moving on, rumor has it that you're in the works on something fantastic. Is this true?

Nope.

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What?

No.. the rumor is wrong. I'm just a foxy in drag for halloween this year. No big plans.

Well, there you have it, folks! See you all next broadcast!