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Stolen from Jesse.
17 years ago
1. How old will you be in five years?
23
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Tasha, my 6 month old dog.
3. How tall are you?
5'11"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
....Not much.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Akira
6. Who was the last person you called?
Voicemail.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
DeVry guy.
8. What was the last text message you received?
"Oh D:" from Jesse.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
DeVry Guy.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Brushing teeth, doing 40 push ups, sit ups, and squats.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married.
13. When did you last see your mom?
Two days ago. She went to Florida to be with the entire entourage of the family as their sister dies of cancer.
14. What color are your eyes?
Bright blue.
15. What time did you wake up today?
9:36 AM.
16. What are you wearing right now?
Dark green carpenter pants and a blue Procrastinators Unite.....Tomorrow t-shirt, and a thong.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Hmm, anything by the Trans Siberian Orchestra.
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Somewhere elevated, preferably a rock face overlooking a rural area where there's a strong breeze but its still warm, or with someone that truly just loves being with me.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Hospitals. Clean places just smell awful.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Anywhere away from this forsaken planet.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Probably still stuck in the United States, but hopefully working on programming an MMORPG.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn. If I burn enough in the same place it eventually tans, but then it'll burn and said tan will peel off.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Some creepy ass Mortimer Mouse style monster from a cartoon I watched as a kid. Coincidentally around the same time I enjoyed watching horror movies and never had nightmares about them.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
South Park.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Six.
26. How big is your bed?
Queen sized. Cause I'm a queen.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
I have a personal laptop, but we also have two PCs.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Depends on how I feel. If I'm feeling particularly girly I sleep either nude or in my underwear because I feel more vulnerable, but otherwise I sleep fully clothed.
29. What color are your sheets?
Tannish brown.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Three. One for legs, one for arms, one for head if required, but usually not needed.
31. What is your favorite season?
Spring.
33. What do you like about winter?
Fuck you, I like spring.
34. What do you like about the summer?
Fuck summer, its too hot.
35. What do you like about spring?
The blossoming flowers and laughing at people who have allergies.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Uh...*counts*........Nine states.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
More than 15.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Around the house I usually go bare foot because I like walking on my toes like a fag.
39. Are you a social person?
Not really, but I'm forcing myself to become one by becoming a bartender.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Doritos and a microwave burrito.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Western Sizzlin'.
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Mint Chocolate chip.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Anything with obscene amounts of caramel.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Chicken noodle, the home made variety.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Apple only.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Every 3+ months, yes.
47. Do you like coffee?
Only specific flavors.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
None.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Tea mostly, but on occasion I'll drink a soda.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Typically I wake up against the wall, but I know that I never stop moving while sleeping.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Yep. I had to learn how to not lose my candy in school since we weren't allowed to play with money.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
I do. I sleep with enough pillows to equate to a full sized human without buying a body pillow. Whoever sleeps with me will have to deal with being clung to all night.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Nein.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Addictive, perhaps. I do have OCPD (Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder) so I tend to become temporarily obsessed with many things and such.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
At home. We're a family of chefs.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Nein.
59. Do you want kids?
Nein.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
I partially learned French in high school but didn't keep up with it so without a reference book I'd be lost.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Nope. The one time I could've gotten stitches the doctors used a glue instead to prevent a larger scar.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nein.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pool. Every time I go to the ocean I get stung by a jellyfish. Which sucks because I'm on a fucking island in the middle of the Pacific.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I do not. I despise four-wheeled vehicles.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
I prefer saving money, actually. When I do spend it its usually well thought out.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Nein. I did while in high school; a rainbow necklace, bracelet, and my class ring.
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Robot Chicken or South Park.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Jim Norton.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nein. I used to. The last stuffed animal I slept with was when I was seven years old, and it was Puff the Magic Dragon.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
An annoying standard high pitched tone so I immediately answer it.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Nein.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Rubik's cube.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yes.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. Not out of paranoia or irrational fear, but because objects block my closet door from opening.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Swarm of bees. Assuming death is assured, I would die faster than with a bear.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
No, but I do drop a lot of double entendres for laughs.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ranch or buffalo sauce.
80. What is your favorite food?
Salad with chicken strips, bacon bits, lots of baby tomatoes, and ranch.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nein.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Nein.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
12-2 AM.
85. What was the last book you read?
Jim Norton's Happy Endings - The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Sometimes.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
I used to have a subscription to PSM, but because I don't want to shell out the cash for a PS3 I canceled it.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Nein.
90. Do you dance in the car?
Nein.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
XM 202.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
No clue, the nearest picture frame is in my parents' room.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
PS: Fuck families.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Anything citrus.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Yahtzee.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
......Fuck if I know.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mrs. Center, the Home Ec. teacher when I lived in Missouri. She was the kind of beautiful woman that always smiled and demanded manners from everyone, and if you didn't comply she wouldn't feel at all bad about giving everyone around you a reward for their manners while simultaneously knocking points off your grade.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Probably three days. Ended when I cut my thumb on a tuna can and my ex-step sister took a swig of beer and puked her guts out.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
My mom. She acknowledged that I have no desire to ever see the extended family ever again and did not pressure me to follow her to Florida to watch her sister die and mingle with her relatives.
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2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Tasha, my 6 month old dog.
3. How tall are you?
5'11"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
....Not much.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Akira
6. Who was the last person you called?
Voicemail.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
DeVry guy.
8. What was the last text message you received?
"Oh D:" from Jesse.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
DeVry Guy.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Brushing teeth, doing 40 push ups, sit ups, and squats.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married.
13. When did you last see your mom?
Two days ago. She went to Florida to be with the entire entourage of the family as their sister dies of cancer.
14. What color are your eyes?
Bright blue.
15. What time did you wake up today?
9:36 AM.
16. What are you wearing right now?
Dark green carpenter pants and a blue Procrastinators Unite.....Tomorrow t-shirt, and a thong.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Hmm, anything by the Trans Siberian Orchestra.
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Somewhere elevated, preferably a rock face overlooking a rural area where there's a strong breeze but its still warm, or with someone that truly just loves being with me.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Hospitals. Clean places just smell awful.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Anywhere away from this forsaken planet.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Probably still stuck in the United States, but hopefully working on programming an MMORPG.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn. If I burn enough in the same place it eventually tans, but then it'll burn and said tan will peel off.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Some creepy ass Mortimer Mouse style monster from a cartoon I watched as a kid. Coincidentally around the same time I enjoyed watching horror movies and never had nightmares about them.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
South Park.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Six.
26. How big is your bed?
Queen sized. Cause I'm a queen.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
I have a personal laptop, but we also have two PCs.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Depends on how I feel. If I'm feeling particularly girly I sleep either nude or in my underwear because I feel more vulnerable, but otherwise I sleep fully clothed.
29. What color are your sheets?
Tannish brown.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Three. One for legs, one for arms, one for head if required, but usually not needed.
31. What is your favorite season?
Spring.
33. What do you like about winter?
Fuck you, I like spring.
34. What do you like about the summer?
Fuck summer, its too hot.
35. What do you like about spring?
The blossoming flowers and laughing at people who have allergies.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Uh...*counts*........Nine states.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
More than 15.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Around the house I usually go bare foot because I like walking on my toes like a fag.
39. Are you a social person?
Not really, but I'm forcing myself to become one by becoming a bartender.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Doritos and a microwave burrito.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Western Sizzlin'.
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Mint Chocolate chip.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Anything with obscene amounts of caramel.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Chicken noodle, the home made variety.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Apple only.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Every 3+ months, yes.
47. Do you like coffee?
Only specific flavors.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
None.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Tea mostly, but on occasion I'll drink a soda.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Typically I wake up against the wall, but I know that I never stop moving while sleeping.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Yep. I had to learn how to not lose my candy in school since we weren't allowed to play with money.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
I do. I sleep with enough pillows to equate to a full sized human without buying a body pillow. Whoever sleeps with me will have to deal with being clung to all night.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Nein.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Addictive, perhaps. I do have OCPD (Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder) so I tend to become temporarily obsessed with many things and such.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
At home. We're a family of chefs.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Nein.
59. Do you want kids?
Nein.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
I partially learned French in high school but didn't keep up with it so without a reference book I'd be lost.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Nope. The one time I could've gotten stitches the doctors used a glue instead to prevent a larger scar.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nein.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pool. Every time I go to the ocean I get stung by a jellyfish. Which sucks because I'm on a fucking island in the middle of the Pacific.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I do not. I despise four-wheeled vehicles.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
I prefer saving money, actually. When I do spend it its usually well thought out.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Nein. I did while in high school; a rainbow necklace, bracelet, and my class ring.
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Robot Chicken or South Park.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Jim Norton.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nein. I used to. The last stuffed animal I slept with was when I was seven years old, and it was Puff the Magic Dragon.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
An annoying standard high pitched tone so I immediately answer it.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Nein.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Rubik's cube.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yes.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. Not out of paranoia or irrational fear, but because objects block my closet door from opening.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Swarm of bees. Assuming death is assured, I would die faster than with a bear.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
No, but I do drop a lot of double entendres for laughs.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ranch or buffalo sauce.
80. What is your favorite food?
Salad with chicken strips, bacon bits, lots of baby tomatoes, and ranch.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nein.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Nein.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
12-2 AM.
85. What was the last book you read?
Jim Norton's Happy Endings - The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Sometimes.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
I used to have a subscription to PSM, but because I don't want to shell out the cash for a PS3 I canceled it.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Nein.
90. Do you dance in the car?
Nein.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
XM 202.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
No clue, the nearest picture frame is in my parents' room.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
PS: Fuck families.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Anything citrus.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Yahtzee.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
......Fuck if I know.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mrs. Center, the Home Ec. teacher when I lived in Missouri. She was the kind of beautiful woman that always smiled and demanded manners from everyone, and if you didn't comply she wouldn't feel at all bad about giving everyone around you a reward for their manners while simultaneously knocking points off your grade.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Probably three days. Ended when I cut my thumb on a tuna can and my ex-step sister took a swig of beer and puked her guts out.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
My mom. She acknowledged that I have no desire to ever see the extended family ever again and did not pressure me to follow her to Florida to watch her sister die and mingle with her relatives.
